Hello! Sorry I haven't been doing anything lately. I have been very busy. So, to make up for absence, I am making my first parody! And, just to let you know, no, I don't hate Shadow, I just need a laugh.
Disclaimer: I don't own 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie', Shadow the Hedgehog or a flame-thrower. Kapeesh?
If you give Shadow a flame-thrower,
He will want to burn something.
So he will burn up the city,
And laugh quite evilly.
Then he will feel dirty,
And take a bubble bath,
With his rubber duckie.
And then he will get bored,
And go to the only place not burned up,
Which is a bar.
And he will get drunk,
And sing the national anthem in a pink bikini,
Then he will think he is Super Woman,
Tie on a red cape,
And try to fly by jumping off a cliff.
And he breaks his arms and legs,
And gets hospitalized,
And you feel sorry for him,
And give him a flame-thrower as a get well gift.
And chances are,
If you give Shadow a flame-thrower,
He will want to burn something.