A Turtle Irish Drinking Song
It was another quiet afternoon in the sewer lair as the 'heroes in the half shell' sat together in a bored silence in the pit in the center of the lair. It was still far too early to go topside, April was not due to leave school until later on, and sadly, for Leonardo that is, 'Space Heroes' was not on that day.
So the brothers sat in silence, the only sound being Donatello tapping on they keyboard on his laptop. Leonardo sat with his chin in his hands, Michelangelo lay next to him upside down, and Raphael sat in the beanbag chair, idly feeding a strawberry to his pet turtle, Spike.
Mikey gave out a long sigh. He was so bored! There had to be something they could do. He tried skateboarding, cooking (which failed miserably; he was sure his Pizza Cake would have been perfect,) watching T.V, but there was nothing on, and they had finished training well over an hour ago...
Suddenly, a fun, yet very wacky idea came to him as he flipped himself upwards. "Hey guys!" he called suddenly, shattering the silence, causing his brothers to look up sharply.
"Have you guys ever watched that crazy game show called...ummmm...what's it called again...?"
"Are you talking about 'Whose Line Is It Anyways?'" Leo answered nonchalantly.
Mikey nodded, "Yeah that! Well, they have this game called the Irish Drinking Song where they make up a drinking song right on the spot - "
"Oh yeah, I saw that," Donnie piped up, "so what's your point?"
"Well, since we got nothing to do, why don't we make up our own?" he suggested with a freckled grin.
His three brothers glanced at each other, all bearing odd expressions. "So what you're saying is," Raph elaborated, "that you want us to make complete fools out ourselves by making up a drinking song on the spot?"
Mikey shrugged. "C'mon, dudes!" he urged enthusiastically, sliding over to Leo and taking his hands in his, flashing his large baby blue eyes at his older brothers, "It'll be really fun!"
Leo sighed. It was rare that he would succumb to Mikey's 'Puppy Eyes', but then again, he was so painfully bored that a little ridiculousness would not hurt.
He turned to Raph and Donnie. "Well?"
They shared a glance. They both nodded with a shrug. What else was there to do?
All: Ooooohhh, idey idey idey idey idey idey I!
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Leo: One night I was on patrol,
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Raph: In the city of New York,
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Donnie: I ran into a Foot Ninja,
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Mikey: He had a giant fork!
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Leo: (laughing) He looked very scary!
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Raph: And that fork looked sharp!
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Donnie: I got into a battle stance,
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Mikey: And then i played my harp!
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All: (laughing again)Oh idey idey idey idey idey idey I!
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Raph: I managed to escape him,
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Donnie: With a smoke bomb,
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Mikey: I ran far away until,
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Leo: I met a guy called Tom!
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Raph: What they heck?! Oh, um, he was very nice to me,
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Donnie: And then he walked me home,
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Mikey: It was very nice,
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Leo: Inside the Technodrome!
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All: (splitting their sides in laughter): Oh idey idey idey idey idey idey I!
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Donnie: There were Kraang everywhere!
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Mikey: They had a scary face!
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Leo: They pointed all their guns at me,
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Raph: (in his best Kraang voice) You do not belong in this place!
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(Donatello needed a moment to control the laughter that plagued him before he could possibly continue, though Leo and Mikey were in similar situations. Donnie took a deep breath in and finally continued.)
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Donnie: They threw me in a jail cell,
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Mikey: I screamed "Let me out!"
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Leo: They said "no",
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Raph: And then they knocked me out!
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All: Oh idey idey idey idey idey idey I!
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Mikey: I woke up later,
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Leo: It was all a dream,
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Raph: I was in my bed,
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Donnie: I was covered in Ice Cream!
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Mikey: (giggling) I went to go see Leo,
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Leo: He asked me, "What is wrong?"
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Raph: I stared at him and said,
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Donnie: "Leo, why are you wearing a thong?"
The four turtles were unable to finish the song as uncontrollable laughter seized them, clutching their sides in pain as they fell to their knees, tears escaping their eyes as they laughed.
"W-what the hell Donnie?!" Raph spoke through his laughter, "A thong?! Really?!"
"I-i didn't know anything else that rhymed with wrong! Ahahahaha!" Donnie chortled.
"I have to admit," Leo panted as he wiped away a tear, "that was pretty funny...but seriously, why me?"
"Dudes, best Irish Drinking Song ever!" Mikey cried as he and his brothers finally shook off their giggles.
"What is all this commotion?" asked Master Splinter as he stepped into the living room, gazing curiously at his sons, "I heard a lot of laughter in here. And something about Leonardo wearing...a thong, was it?"
That was enough to send the turtles into yet another laughing fit as they plummeted to the ground, writhing in laughter. It appeared that thanks to Mikey's suggestion, the four turtles were no longer bored.
Splinter stared down at them in confusion.
"Was it something I said?"
END
A/N: I freaking loved doing this! And if anyone has any ideas on what I could do next, message me and send me some lyrics! But no bad language please!
I hope you liked it as much as I did!