As per (very little) encouragement from my friends, I decided to do a spin on the traumatising "Shrek is love Shrek is life" by doing a "Levi is love, Levi is life" spoof/parody. it's a little crazy but I love Levi Heichou and I felt this was a necessary addition to the world :D *covers face* I still can't believe I'm doing this but yeah, on with the story
I was only 15 years old
I loved the survey corps so much
I had their wings of freedom insignia on my jacket but I was only a member of the military police
I prayed to Wall Maria, Wall Rose and Wall Sina every night, thanking them for the existence of the survey corps and to help me join them one day
Annie Leondhart and Hitch heard me
They laughed and told me to "Dream on"
I knew they were just jealous of my devotion for the survey corps
I called them Titans
They flipped me off and we all went to bed without dinner for "bad conduct"
I lay in bed and it was really cold
I was crying now and I hated the Military Police
I felt a warmth moving towards me
The overpowering smell of... cleaning products filled the air
Levi Heichou! I am so happy
He is shorter and even hotter in person!
He whispers in my ear, "they are the prey and we are the hunters"
He grabs me with his cute girly hands and puts me on the floor before...
Handing me a dustpan and brush
I gasp
He wants me to clean my room
I'm ready
I dust the tables for Levi
Dust gets into my nose but I do it for Levi
I can feel my eyes water when he opens a can of extra strong bleach
I scrub with all my might, I want to please Levi
He nods an approving nod as he sprays the room with Febreeze
Annie walks in
Levi looks her straight in the eye and says, "Eren kills more Titans in the opening song than in the actual anime."
Levi leaves through my window on his 3D manoeuvre gear
Levi is love, Levi is life
You didn't see that twist coming did you? *evil laugh* anyway I hope you liked it and I hope at some point you laughed whether it was from relief or my craziness * comment if you can and favourite if you like
thanks!