Me: Hello, everybody! I'm back, and this time I'm actually NOT writing a Danny Phantom fanfic!
Razax & Arxaz: GASP!
Me: Shocking, isn't it? Anyway, after watching episode 26 of the anime, I was mauled by this plot bunny. And so, I now present my first Fushigi Yuuigi fanfic!
Razax: You forgot to do the disclaimer, genius.
Me: I did?
Razax: Yes, unless you have somehow magically obtained the rights to Fushigi Yuugi.
Me: (grumbling) No, I haven't.
Arxaz: That'll do! Anyway, on with the show!
"Don't be so bashful. Come on out!"
Nuriko was grinning as Tamahome and Tasuki came out. And it was obvious why.
They were wearing women's clothing.
As Miaka burst out laughing, it was all he could do to keep from joining in. He was going to remember this for a long time.
Suddenly, he got a very eviiiiil smile. Grabbing what Miaka had called a "camera", he whipped around and snapped a "photo" of the two.
This was going to come in handy later on.
"It's cold here. Tasuki, use your harisen to make me a fire!"
"You fool! Ya don't use for things like that!"
"Oh, really?" Nuriko showed him the photo. "I wonder how the rest of the bandits would react upon seeing this?"
The look on Tasuki's face as he waved the Harisen back and forth was priceless.
Razax: Blackmail? That's the best idea you can come up?
Me: Why do you never say anything positive?
Razax: BECAUSE I'M EVIL! DUH! Oh, and by the way, just to remind all you readers out there, only I am allowed to trash her work.
Me: No threats?
Razax: Nah, too tired to come up with a good one. So, I'll just glare evilly at the flamers. (cackles insanely)
Me: Why is everybody I know a weirdo?