My first ever cross-over fic. Dedicated to my marvelous reader: azab! :D This fic has no link to the main story plot of both the animes HXH and One Piece. Takes place in a school setting. I made them the same age, in high school. Take it easy on me eh? ;)

Warning: BoyXBoy, don't like, don't read. Fluff. Pairing: LuffyXKillua Maybe OOC.

Disclaimer: Both animes will NEVER be mine. Of course.

"Luffy! You brat! Come back here!"

Luffy dashed his way along the hallways, chased by the strict aunty working in the cafeteria. He tightly bit the big piece of meat in his mouth and increased his speed. He didn't want to get caught by that Sparta aunty. Her hits are incomparable.

"You…brat…come…back…here…" Panting could be heard from behind, with the decelerating footsteps echoing around the hallways.

Even with the meat in his mouth, you can still see the big grin he wore in his face. He remained his speed to be cautious and ran up to the rooftop. He could safely eat his meat there without any disturbance.

The door to the rooftop was quickly opened, but to his surprise, he already saw a figure sitting not too far away from him.

"Who-Who are you?" Luffy bit back the meat, his arms raised in a fighting posture.

"It's basic manners to introduce yourself first before asking for people's name isn't it?" came the nonchalant reply.

Luffy didn't mind the unfriendliness, and took down his meat before introducing himself, "Name's Luffy. Hehehe."

He didn't wait for the other person's reply, and began to approach the other mysterious figure. Who he saw was shocking. The other person was actually the top student, Killua!

"You are Killua? What are you doing here?"

A soft sigh escaped from Killua's lips, before he mumbled to himself: "Top student, top student. How annoying."

"Annoying? How is being a top student annoying?" Luffy was confused. Shouldn't a top student be happy with the outstanding achievements that he had achieved?

A short glare was casted his way, before the said top student resumed eating his favourite chocolate bar. Luffy took a seat beside Killua, and stared at Killua eating. Uncomfortable with the intense gaze, Killua snapped.

"What's wrong with you?"

"You didn't answer my question." Came the simple reply.

Killua was surprised with this simple answer, and chuckled lightly before giving him a reply, "How do you feel when no true friends are around you? All of them who approached me have a motive, either to bully me or gain 'short-termed intelligece'."

"Short-termed intelligence?"

"Forcing me to do their work or helping them to cheat during tests."

"If you don't like, then don't do it then."

Another shock. Killua could not read Luffy's expression, it was as though the answers came truly from the bottom of his heart. What a simple reply.

"You will never understand. I'm weak. The only way to survive this school life is to listen to their selfish requests." Killua finished his last bite of chocolate before he stood up, ready to leave for classes. (A/N: Both of them skipped classes, bad boys…;D)

He stepped towards the rooftop door before Luffy's clear and determined voice stopped him.

"I'll protect you then."

The hand on its way to the doorknob stopped, before Killua strided back to his previous spot and reminded Luffy harshly.

"What is your purpose? You absolutely have no benefit to gain from this proposition!"

"Benefits? What are you talking about? I just want to protect you that's all."

Killua wondered what Luffy is.

"You're an idiot."

Yes, that's it. Luffy's an idiot.


Killua couldn't stop himself from recalling this afternoon's encounter. Luffy eh? What an idiot. He wants to protect me? Bullshit. He must have a purpose.

The school bell rang, signaling the end of school. Killua packed his things neatly, and was ready to go before Kumiku's gang surrounded him.

"So fast to leave eh, Killua? But we have things that we want you to do."

A pile of homework that the class was given was roughly pushed to him. Killua gulped at the amount of worksheets. They couldn't expect him to do all this in a night right?

"These are all mine and my gang's homework. We are busy you know? Finish it by tomorrow and give them all to me first thing in the morning. Don't be late." Kumiku laughed and stalked out of the classroom, followed by his gangmates.


What a crap load of bullshit. Nothing more but bullshit. What protect me, asshole. You didn't even came to rescue me like you promised. Asshole asshole asshole…

Killua was cursing all the way from school to home. He was raged, angry, and ready to shred the idiot Luffy to pieces the next time he sees him. If he doesn't avoid him like a coward.

Killua finally reached his house, ready to stick the key into the keyhole when he heard the voice that he began to detest.

"Oi, Killua!"

The grip on the key tightened, the shiny doorknob reflecting the furious expression of Killua. One could almost see the steam emitting from the ears of Killua, his face red with rage. Killua turned around, ready to give the idiot Luffy a piece of his mind when Luffy interrupted him.

"What's that stack of paper sticking out of your bag?" Luffy questioned innocently, never noticing the ready-to-kill-someone look on Killua's face.

"What do you think it is? Of course it's homework!" Killua replied sweetly with sarcasm.

"Eh? You have so much to do?"

Killua inwardly face-palmed himself, he didn't know the limits of Luffy being an idiot. He couldn't control his anger anymore, so he took out the stack of homework and hit Luffy's head.

"Ow! What was that for Killua?" Luffy massaged his scalp, feeling a little bump on it.

"That's for making empty promises! If you can't do it, don't promise that easily! Make sure you abide to the promises you make!" Killua crossed his arms angrily.

"Huh? Wait. Don't tell me that stack is your friends' work?" Luffy pointed at the thick stack of papers, his mouth opening agape.

"Of course you idiot. No teacher give so much to each individual. And they are not my friends."

"Who are they?" Luffy asked, suddenly becoming serious. His eyes flashed with determination as Killua hesitated to give him the answer. Finally Killua caved in and replied.

"Kumiku's gang."

Luffy nodded his head and began to walk away, but not before ensuring: "Killua, don't do that stack of papers. I will be back shortly."

Killua could only stare at the determined back figure stalking away.

Phew! I tried to make the first chapter longer. So how was it? Review eh? (Although I'm not sure if anybody's reading One Piece and HXH crossover except for azab…) To azab: Here! I'm on my way to fulfilling your request! How do you think of it? :D Review and let me find out! So until the next chapter is posted, adieu~