Could it be so vicious?
By Shadowgate
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This is a sequel to Jenny Simon Returns.
Written for Rather Odd Ranger
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It was a beautiful morning in South Park. The snow was a pretty glistening white and the sun was shining. Lola and her family had just moved back into South Park. She went out walking at 10:30 AM and she came across two boys whom she'd always heard were best friends.
Lola said "hello do you two remember me?"
The boy in the green hat answered "vaguely."
Lola said "I remember the two of you are best friends but I can't quite recall your names. My name is Lola."
The boy in the green hat said "well it's a good thing you've told us because I don't think Stan could remember your name and I sure as hell couldn't."
Lola said "oh Stan that's right you're Stan Marsh."
"I'm Kyle" the boy in the green hat said.
Lola said "Kyle that's right, now I remember you. Do you remember me now?"
Kyle answered "a little bit."
Lola said "I'm trying to locate a very close friend of mine Jenny Simon."
Stan said "ohh" this is not going to be good.
Kyle said "Jenny Simon killed herself after shitting her pants in the classroom."
Stan said "Cartman caused it by giving her a cupcake for lunch that had Arby's horse sauce and laxatives in it."
Lola asked "why the fuck would he do that? Why would she have taken a cupcake from her."
Cartman yelled out from a distance "IT WAS A MISGUIDED ATTEMPT TO DISTRACT BULLYING OF ANOTHER STUDENT!"
Lola said "I can't believe she'd just take a cupcake from you. You're fucking evil and everyone knows it."
Cartman replied "because she felt bad about telling me she didn't like me. When we had our little make up and be nice agreement I gave her the cupcake. She had no idea."
Lola's eyes turn red with anger.
"You son of a bitch!"
Kevin Stoley comes out of nowhere and says "Lola I've had a crush on you forever. Just tell me you want me to beat the shit out of him and I will."
Stan said "what's really sad is Terrence Mephesto brought her back but she was a zombie and had to be killed."
Lola said "oh shit he follows in his father's footsteps alright."
Lola then tensed up with rage and said "Kevin whoop the fat boy's ass."
Kevin punched Cartman giving him a bloody nose. He then punched Cartman again giving him a black eye. Cartman kicked Kevin in the stomach. It was painful but Kevin kicked back.
Cartman's stomach was in pain big time. Kevin slammed Cartman's face against a metal pole that held up a stop sign and the fight was over.
Kevin said "I'm finished."
Kevin and Lola held hands.
Kyle said "wow I never knew they'd be a couple."
Stan said "they say love hurts. For Cartman their love sure was painful for him."
Stan and Kyle laugh.
THE END