Jared's Birthday

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Jared's Birthday

On Jared's birthday, he showed up ready for work – at six sharp.

On Jared's birthday, he did his job – playing Sam.

On Jared's birthday, he went home to his Canadian apartment – that was supplied by the WB/CW.

On Jared's birthday, he picked up his mail – from his P.O. Box.

On Jared's birthday, he checked his voicemail – on his cell phone and his home line.

On Jared's birthday, he got a call from his girlfriend, siblings, and parents – and one from his friend in Texas.

On Jared's birthday, he ate dinner with Jensen and then went to a bar – all paid by Jensen.

On Jared's birthday, he came home to an empty apartment – with one thing left to do.

On Jared's birthday, he checked his email – and deleted a strange one, because he thought he was a bit too tipsy and must be a tad delirious.

On Jared's birthday, he went to bed – really not drunk at all.

The email read:

To: Jared Padalecki

From: Samuel Winchester

Subject: Happy Birthday!

Hey man! Have a great one!

-Sam

P.S. Dean says you've gained a little weight.