I came up with this one a while back. Thank you to randomgirl40, as you inspired me to write this with your fic Hogwarts Beware!.

Disclaimer: Do I own Axis Powers Hetalia or Harry Potter? If only…

Warning: Mild sexual themes and yaoi, but not anything in detail. I strongly advise you to proceed with caution. If you don't like BL, then think of one of them as a girl – it's not important to the story anyway, but yaoi enhances the effect quite well, if I do say so myself.

For anyone that wants to write the lemon/smut version from a different point of view, please link the story ID to me for reference's sake.

January 1995 (I think…it was definitely after Christmas 1994 and before late February 1995, so…)

Harry was just dealing with his golden egg issue.

Honest.

However, all of a sudden, he heard…noises…from the pool in the other side of the Prefects' Bathroom.

Very.

Lewd.

Noises.

Of course, being the curious teen he was, he took a peek…

Was that…the Head Boy?

Yeah…for sure…with the 'brows and the blond hair and all…

And was that…one of the boys from Beauxbatons?

Indeed…the one with the longish blond hair…and…

Merlin's nostrils!

This was so wrong.

Harry immediately grabbed his stuff and ran like hell.

He did not need to hear that. Let alone see that.

He greatly regretted letting Lockhart get himself memory-wiped now. If only he could ask the guy to Obliviate him of that…

Around a year later…

"Legilimens!"

Memories flashed by Severus Snape as he peered into his student's extremely disorganized mind. Lovey-dovey crush thoughts, silly ideas with Weasley and Granger…Merlin's bollocks!

For whatever reasons, somehow, Potter had managed to…

Can I go to the Ministry to ask an Obliviator to remove that from my memory?

For once, he pitied Potter…and himself. No one needed to hear that. Let alone see that.

Though…as long as the next Legilimens that looked into his mind wasn't a fan of such…acts, and Potter kept using that as his defense, the boy might stand a chance at Occlumency.

Talons: So…this was in a Pottertalia AU mixed with canon. Tell me what you think. Of course, if you're a yaoi fan and want to look into Harry's mind to see that, just ask hi–

Harry: You are not looking into my mind. You aren't going to do that.

Talons: Oh, sorry. Anyways, see ya! Leave a review too! *gets hit by a Leg-Locker*

Date of Typing/Editing: 25 October 2018 & 23 November 2018

Length of Actual Fic Content: 234