iChat 2
Later on in this fic I use the term POS. This means: Parent Over Shoulder
Disclaimer- I don't own fruits basket, blah, blah, blah, Shelby is mine, blah, blah, blah. Oh, and Before I forget, Myles is a real person.
Key-
crazycomputerpsycho- (CCP) Shelby
madcat- Kyo
antimorningperson- Yuki
riceballinafruitsbasket- Tohru
CCP has entered
madcat has entered
riceballinafruitsbasket has entered
antimorningperson has entered
CCP- Hallo everybody!
riceballinafruitsbasket- Morning Shelby!
antimorningperson- Arrgg... how can you be awake at this hour?
CCP- Uh... It's 11:00 in the morning, Most things that breathe would be up at this hour.
madcat- Yeah, he fell asleep on me this morning.
riceballinafruitsbasket- Yes, Yuki doesn't seem like he is good at waking up in the morning...
CCP- I hear ya! My friend, Ashton, he doesn't wake up 'till pikachu thunderbolts him!
antimorningperson- Oh, that's right. You are still in the pokemon regions. How is that going?
riceballinafruitsbasket- Yes! That would be great. Tell us!
madcat- Hey tohru, shouldn't you be cleaning something...? Or cooking...?
CCP- Ah, It is GREAT! Everybody is so nice, and Prince is way cool!
riceballinafruitsbasket- Prince?
CCP- Oh yeah, my kick ass charizard!
antimorningperson- And a charizard is...?
CCP- Oh, Yuki, with all your studies, I am surprised that YOU of all people don't know what a charizard is. It is a bright orange dragon-looking thing, and here is a quick ref from this book i have:
Pronunciation- CHAR- I- ZARD
Element- Fire/ Flying
Type- Lizard
Height- 5'7"
Weight- 200 lbs.
Evolution- Charmander -- Charmeleon -- Charizard
The fully evolved Charizard is on Fire! The flames it spits are so hot, they can melt boulders. If Charizard gets too carried away, it could cause a forest fire! Fire pokemon like Charizard are strong against ice types, but not against water types.
That a good enough definition for you guys?
madcat- Yeah, that is fine. And you said you have one? It doesn't seem like the kind of thing people would just let run around wild.
antimorningperson- They let you run around free, so why not this thing?
madcat- Shut Up You Damn Rat!
CCP- Damn RAT? Why a rat?
madcat- oops...
riceballinafruitsbasket- Oh dear... Shigure dropped something and it broke. Gotta go clean up!
riceballinafruitsbasket has left
CCP- Great. Now she leaves and makes ME deal with two pissed off teenage boys? Nice.
antimorningperson- Oh, you stupid cat. Now Akito is going to erase her memories, you idiot!
CCP- Stupid CAT? WHY A CAT?
madcat- It was a slip of the tounge! I swear!
CCP- Ahm... Have I suddenly turned invisible? I am still here, and as clueless as ever! SOMEBODY fill me in!
madcat- Yuki is gonna do it.
madcat has left
CCP- Ok, Yuki, tell me what is going on.
antimorningperson- Well, you are going to loose your memories for this...
CCP- Memories of what?
antimorningperson- us. the sohmas. ALL of us.
CCP- Alright! Don't keep me in suspense! I hate that! Get a move on!!!!
antimorningperson- Ok, Kyo calls me damn rat for a reason. When people hug a certain 12 of the sohmas, they will turn into the 12 animals of the chinese zodiac. Is this making sense?
CCP- Yeah, i think i get it. So, Kyo calls you Damn Rat because when people hug you, you turn into the rat from the legend, right?
antimorningperson- Yes. You caught on pretty quickly.
CCP- I am one of the zodiac from the pokemon region, didn'tcha know?
antimorningperson- Really? What are you?
CCP- I am year of the Ninetales. Want a quick ref?
antimorningperson- yes, that would be nice.
CCP- Here goes...
Pronunciation- NINE-TALES
Element- Fire
Type- Fox
Height- 3' 7"
Weight- 44 lbs.
Evolution- Vulpix -- Ninetales
The only way to add a ninetales to your team is to carfully raise a vulpix, then use a fire stone to evlove it. Ninetales is a very smart pokemon, and loves plotting revenge against it's enemies. If you grab one of it's tails, it may put a thousand-year curse on you!
That is it.
madcat has entered
madcat- Shelby...did the damn rat explain things to you?
CCP- Yep! He didn't really need to, though... (scroll up for details)
madcat- ... So you are a zodiac too? A... Ninetales...?
antimorningperson- Yeah, you would have figured that out by now.
madcat- I would have never knew... although, that DOES explain why you can hug Yuki and me...
CCP- Yep! and a ninetales is ssssssssssoooooooooo pretty, they are white-ish tan, and have nine fox tales. And, they can live up to 1,000 years!
CCP- Oh, can you guys hold on for a minute...
CCP- Ok, I am back. My friend was trying to IM me, so I am gonna welcome her in the chatroom.
becky48 has entered
becky48- Shelby...? You are supposed to be in here?
CCP- YEAH! I AM HERE!
antimorningperson- Who are you?
becky48- I am becky... Who are you?
antimorningperson- Yuki.
madcat- Kyo.
CCP- Shelby.
becky48- Madcat... did you say your name was Kyo?
madcat- yeah...
becky48- Kyo Sohma?
madcat- yeah...
CCP- Bad move.
cutekitty has entered
cutekitty- Hello...?
CCP- Wait for it...
becky48- OMG!!!! KYO SOHMA IS IN THE SAME CHATROOM AS ME! OMG!!!!
CCP- Relax, its just Kyo.
cutekitty- KYO IS MINE! (guess who...)
becky48- YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU KNEW KYO!
CCP- I didn't think it would matter...
cutekitty- YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!
becky48- BUT YOU KNOW THAT I AM KYO'S #1 FANGIRL HOW COULD YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN????
cutekitty- KYO IS MINE GO FIND YOUR OWN!
madcat has left
becky48- KYO! NOOOOOO! I AM GONNA FIND YOU!
cutekitty- KYO! Come back... please?
becky48 has left
cutekitty has left
CCP- Weird...
antimorningperson- I am tired. I have this exam tomorrow...
CCP- Oh yeah. You have to go to SCHOOL.
CCP- I pity you.
antimorningperson- Shuddup.
becky48 has entered.
becky48- I found him!
madcat has entered
cutekitty has entered
madcat- dammit. Becky, your name was?
becky48- Yes my dear kyo-chan?
cutekitty- Kyo... Chan? ...RRRRR...
madcat- I HATE YOU!!!!!
cutekitty- Ha! So there! Kyo likes me better! P
madcat- Kagura... I HATE YOU TOO!
becky48- But... Why? cries
cutekitty- But... Kyo... I love you... WHY WOULD YOU HATE ME?!?!
becky48- Well, if you hate me... I HATE YOU TOO!!!!!
cutekitty- ... Cries ...
cutekitty has left
becky48 has left
CCP- Wow.
antimorningperson- I'll say.
madcat- SHUT UP!
madcat has left.
CCP- I wonder if anyone else will join... looks around
antimorningperson- What?
CCP- I just got this weird feeling like someone was about to get on...
CCP- I hear laughing...
CCP- Oh no.
antimorningperson- What?!?!?!?
LaughingKween has entered
CCP- NO! SHE IS HERE!
LaughingKween- Ha haha ahahahahahahaha!
antimorningperson- Should I ask?
CCP- Its Laughing Kween. Take the hint.
LaughingQueen- Hallo... Hahahahahahaha...
CCP- Ok, what happened. Did your teacher write "beef it baby" on the board again?
LaughingKween- No... but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS HYSTARICAL!!!!
antimorningperson- ?
CCP- It's just Adrianne. She is an idiot sometimes, but she is a funny idiot.
LaughingKween- HEY!
CCP- HEY! Yourself! It's true isn't it?
antimorningperson- Ummm...?
LaughingKween- Shut up! It is not!
CCP- Why are you reacting so much then?
blackandblueboy has entered
blackandblueboy- LaughingKween, I told you ya can't hide forever!
LaughingKween- Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
antimorningperson- Who are you?
blackandblueboy- Myles. Why?
CCP- I suddenly understand why She was laughing so hard when she came in here.
blackandblueboy- And who is everybody else?
antimorningperson- Yuki
LaughingKween- Adrianne (snort)
CCP- Shelby...
blackandblueboy- HOLY SHIZNIT! SHELBY IS IN HERE TOO?
CCP- Hi moron.
blackandblueboy- Ehh... Um...
CCP- ? Kyo got your tounge?
antimorningperson- Ha... Nice one.
LaughingKween- I don't get it, but... I told you that you would not be safe if you followed me in...
blackandblueboy- You didn't tell me you were friends with the psycho lady!
CCP- RRR... Watch your mouth, smart ass.
blackandblueboy- What did you just call me?
CCP- Your name.
blackandblueboy- Smart ... whatever you called me is not my name.
CCP- Aww, are you afraid to swear on the internet? Afraid mommy's gonna catch you with a dirty mouth?
LaughingKween- Fighting... Priceless.
antimorningperson- Especially when it is a Shelby vs. Myles. Those are the best.
CCP- So, you talk tough, but you really are a mama's boy. That is kinda funny.
LaughingKween- You guys, stop fighting so I can make some popcorn.
Five Minutes later
LaughingKween- Ah, my favorite, emu popcorn... yum.
antimorningperson- Um... Eww?
LaughingKween- WHAT? it is the best kind of popcorn that comes around.
blackandblueboy- So... Where were we?
CCP- You don't remember? Are you retarded? She was gone for all of, one minute!
antimorningperson- This is hilarious, don't you think?
CCP- At least I remember what we were fighing about!
blackandblueboy- Is that so? What?
CCP- You were afraid to swear on the internet. Chicken butt.
blackandblueboy- Shut up! I was not!
CCP- Then why don't you? Type out a swear and send it. I dare you.
blackandblueboy- I can't write something like that! It is indecent! POS
CCP- The pos shouldn't make a difference. Do you have it in you, or not?
blackandblueboy- Hello, this is Mrs. Divine. I have taken the keyboard. Are you -CCP I mean- Are you Myles'
girlfriend?
LaughingKween- Oh Dear...
CCP- ARE YOU KIDDING? I USE THAT KID AS A PUNCHING BAG AT SCHOOL! HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!
blackandblueboy- Ah, so that must mean you are the 'Terrifying Shelby' he talks about at dinner.
CCP- He called me terrifying?
antimorningperson- Ah, Shelby has finally achieved her lifelong dream. Myles is finally afraid of her.
blackandblueboy- What a shame. I bet if you were his girlfriend, you could teach him a thing or two about respect.
CCP- I think I already have...
blackandblueboy- Myles is back.
CCP- YOUR MOM THOUGHT I WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!!!
blackandblueboy- Yeah, she is a psycho.
CCP- I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree... laugh
blackandblueboy- Mom's calling for dinner. Gags It's salmon.
blackandblueboy has left
CCP- What is so bad about salmon?
LaughingKween- Ah... Myles' mom thought you were his girlfriend...! Ha!
antimorningperson- I am surprised you din't turn black on her.
CCP- Yeah, well, she is a mom. She would call the cops. (Don't want to screw around with THAT again...)
becky48 has entered
becky48- Is kyo in here?
CCP- Sorry, no, but Myles just was.
antimorningperson- You missed the fight of a lifetime.
LaughingKween- I still have some leftover emu popcorn...
becky48- Oh, hi adrianne.
CCP- Hey Yuki, can I tell them about... you know...
antimorningperson- As long as they don't tell, I am fine with it. And I won't tell Akito.
ryukfan101 has entered
CCP- Can I tell HER?
riukfan101- Tell me what?
antimorningperson- Ah, what the heck.
CCP- Ok, what I am about to tell you is TOP SECRET. If I find out any of you spill, you are DEAD.
CCP- I want a quick checklist of everybody who is here. Sign in.
antimorningperson- yawn
LaughingKween- Ha... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
ryukfan101- RYUKIE!!!!
becky48- Kyo... Kyo... Kyo...!
CCP- Jez, Becky, are you gonna stalk him or what?
CCP- Is that everyone?
CCP- Yes, it is.
CCP- So, here is the low-down. (Funny phrase, huh?) You all know what the chinese zodiac is, right? Well, there are a certain 12 sohma's that transform into the animals of the zodiac when they are hugged by a member of the opposite gender. That would mean Yuki, Kyo, and... Well, 12 other Sohmas.
ryukfan101- ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?
CCP- YEAH! ISN'T IT COOL?
LaughingKween- Um... Its 11:00 Pm, And I am tired. Bye.
CCP- Yeah, I am gonna hit the hay too. Bie everybody!