Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters or the JL or JLU. Any similiarity of events is purely coincidental

AN: This is the next episode after Rogue War. I haven't read the comics so I apologise to any incorrect facts. However, enjoy reading!

Chapter 1 – Last Supper

He was making one final sweep of the cells before retiring for the end of a long day. It wasn't a pleasant job to see inmates that society often labelled 'misfits' or 'delinquents'; and with good cause he thought when he saw the distasteful grin of Gotham's most notorious criminal. He flinched as the pale, heavily eye-lined face pressed itself against the bars.

'You wouldn't happen to have extra supper do you?' the faced asked. 'That last meal wasn't enough to make my stomach happy. After all, a strapping young lad such as me needs more munchies to keep me fit.'

The face pulled back, the smile ingrained as always as the criminal rolled up his sleeves to boast unimpressive arm-muscles.

Being a security guard for a mental institution, these were one of the many things he hated about the job. Opening his mouth to give a stern answer, he was distracted by another guard with pronounced feminine curves wheeling in a trolley where a platter of food was covered by the large metallic lid.

'Last Supper for Mr J,' quirked the voice.

If the hidden face under the blue cap did not alert him, then the voice certainly did and his hand reached for the pistol strapped to his belt.

Too late.

Harley Quinn's black-gloved hands removed the lid to reveal a lemon meringue pie that immediately lodged itself into the guard's face. He stumbled back under the impact and in the time it took for him to wipe the meringue off, Harley had intoxicated him. The security guard collapsed. Swiping the key from his belt, Harley proceeded to release her partner.

'Hey, that was supposed to be my last supper,' said Joker derisively to the unconscious guard. Laughing maniacally, he and Quinn bailed.