It was another great day to be worshipping the Nazis in the life of Harsh "da banner of Raoh" Patel. He had just recovered from the shock of not being the hero of the the last tale that has come from the glorious writer who ruled team SRW's creative scene. Anyway, Harsh got up like he did on any other day and began his morning rituals. He brushed his teeth with liquid weed, said his morning prayers to his statue of Slayer while he mimmicked doing DEAD ON TIME resulting in another crack in his wall and the bones of his hands, and he shined his tires on his yosuke brand bycylcle he had imported for 420,00 yenz. He shook off the feeling of shame as he passed his Raoh body pillow and started for his TV which was kept up by car jacks to watch the morning news.
He sat down with a sigh as he fell into his shitty couch and flicked on the news. He could barely handle what he saw on that old ass screen. "TAKANE SHIJOU SCANDEL ERUPTS! MORE NEWS LATER," said the anchorman with a shitty tie as Harsh dropped hakumen shaped toast onto the floor. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE LORD IS THIS BULLSHITTERY. I CAN'T BELIEVE MUH WAIFU BUT NOT WAIFU COULD BE INVOLVED IN A SCANDEL. LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO SKIP OUT ON SOME DARK SOULS II FOR THIS SHIT!" He then sat there for 2 hours waiting for the man to come back as the story had been told by the anchorwoman but harsh had covered his ears and yelled, "LALALALA WHEELY CAN'T HEAR JEW!" as she spoke.
"Today the creator of the ever popular and expanding Idolm ster series had announced that he would be removing the character of Takane Shijou from all future appearances citing violent letters as the reason. One of the letters read, 'you big fucking nigger you had better never explain takane or i will need to cut you. oh and give her a spin off game or i will come to your shit ass pad and rape your intestines with a sonic screwdriver, bitch. cunt. p.s. you will forever be the coolest man alive(fuck ryry) for making takane 3.' The letters came from a place only named 'da souf' and whoever has commited this henious act should speak to authories, Charles Georgeson CNN news fucking out"
All the brown man could feel was rage. Each of his carefully worded letters had be labeled as a violent threat. He only saw those as agressive persuasion in order to get the best gril more screen time. With anger in his heart he grabbed the sonic screwdriver he had prepared in this instance and rushed out of his door. He then hopped on his suped up puce go kart and started off. He threw on his GO in SOUL CD into his sound system that weighed almost as much as the go kart and began on his way to the airport. He recieved eight tickets for disturbing the peace and public indecency on the way. "JUST YOU WAIT YOU SHIT I'LL SHOW YOU WHO THE FASTEST IS."