I DONT OWN NARUTO!!!!!!!! EVEN IF I WISH I OWNED IT TT

Yo! my name is Adri i've just watched some Naruto shippudden and boy is it pissing me off!

Those fucking people treat Naruto so horrible! He is not but a child!

-something yellow flash like lightning and the next thing i know i blacked out...-

I wake up with a hangover...Hangover? Hmm maybe not, but sure as hell feels like it! Adri wakes up to a room or maybe just time in space its self, all she knows is she's lost...

Maybe took a wrong turn? ... heh maybe someone will magically appear and explain! . ;

-poof- "Yo! I'm Arashi and I brought you here for a reason... Your not lost I kidnaped you!" this man says with a toothy grin What The Fuck did I do to deserve this? I asked the... ceiling or whatever! "Wait a minute!... I thought your name was Minato or some shit..?" I ask a little dumb fucked.. He stares at me like I lost a lot of marbles... No duh I have I'd admit it.. "Well... yeah my real name is Minato, but it's so gay I changed it!" he said thinking we're on the same wave here... "sure, anywho what ya need me for Yondy?" I ask as innocent I can, hoping I didn't fuck the world over with my brain waves or something .; "You're an odd one aren't you? I can read your mind here by the way!" hehe... "I brought you here to train! Im gonna do a jutsu that turns you brat, then train your chakra ninjitsu genjitsu taijitsu kenjitsu all that good stuff! Im getting help with this also, then I'm sending your ass in the past! Ahem, yes ninja did exist before demons took over what you people call dinosaurs or some weird shit!"

Whoa having brain problems at the moment... and he is just waiting for me to settle in the information!

"Those fuckers mistreated Naruto, my son. So he got depressed didn't train like he was going to in the future... Even if he did the outcome still wouldn't be pretty... it seems those people didn't understand why I sealed the Kyuubi in my son, I didn't just do it cause he was rampaging through kohona also cause Kyuu was under a Jutsu that Oro-teme put on him to make him berserk. I do not know the whole story however I know demons are not as bad as we make them out to be. So my son grew up hating the fox and vise-versa, his friends, the few he did have found out about him being a container. He didn't want to lose his friends so he always wore his mask of smiles, none were genuine smiles..-tears were coming to the fourths eyes now- He gave up after running out of his hope that someone would acknowledge him for him. So after Akatsuki collected and abstracted all the Bijuus even the Kyuubi...-even more watery- They hired Sasuke to get him exchange for a chance to kill his brother..."

"T-those sob assholes, I knew they treated Naruto like shit but this waaaahh seriously they are all monsters..."

"sniff That's why I need you to take care of naruto, raise him as your own, teach him all you have to offer. Trust me you'll have a lot to offer im teaching you everything ninja, I mean EVERYTHING! This part of the world's has no time but all of time your need acquires. You'll be strong in mind heart and body!" he said smiling a genuine smile at me...

"Alright got nothing better to do anyway, but if I die I will revive you and cut your testies off with a rusted blade, that I will." I said giving him a glare that would make Kyuubi's seem like a baby's smile...

Arashi pales at that. hope she doesn't turn Naruto too crazy...