Why Don't You Get A Job
disclaimer: I OWN RUROUNI KENSHIN! I OWN OFFSPRING! no, no wait! ahhhh! no… I don't own them… sigh ugh….
Kaoru: Kenshin, could you please go get some tofu?
Kenshin: grits teeth Of course, Kaoru-dono… flips Kaoru off behind her back
Kaoru: I'm sorry, but I don't have any money. Could you pay this time? Oh, and when you come back, could you do the laundry?
Kenshin: This unworthy one will do the laundry when he gets home… glares and then leaves
Sano: My friend's got a girlfriend
and he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says
Kenshin: "man I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way"
Sano: She sits on her ass
He works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say:
Kenshin: I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na, na, Why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na, na, Why don't you get a job
Kaoru: glares at Kenshin
Sano: I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
Cause that girl's got expensive taste
Kenshin: I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na, na, Why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na, na, Why don't you get a job
Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all oh yeah
But hey man free rides just don't come along
every day
Kaoru: teaching at the dojo, sweat dripping down her brow
Kenshin: is sitting outside with a hand-fan
Kaoru: comes outside and glares at Kenshin
Kenshin: Hello Kaoru-dono! Could this unworthy one borrow some of your money? This one was planning to go out with Sano today…
Megumi: My friend's got a boyfriend man she hates that dick
She tells me every day
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say:
Kaoru: I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
na, na, Why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na, na, Why don't you get a job
oh yeah
I won't give you no money
I always pay!
na, na, Why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
na, na, Why don't you get a
job!
Kenshin: WHAT! But I paid for the tofu!
Kenshin and Kaoru glare at each other while Sano and Megumi sneak off stage.
FIN
hehe… this is an interesting fic… please review!