Hey people, I'm back after a bad bout of writer's block and laziness. I saw Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest on the seventh and decided to finally write some of the ideas that have been in my head for a while. This chapter will probably be pretty boring but it's just a sort of introduction to the rest of the story, it'll get funnier and more interesting in the chapters after this one. Well, on with the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from Harry Potter or Captain Jack Sparrowsniff or anything else you might recognize. Blah, blah, blah.

Captain Jack Meets Sirius Black

The Marauders were very excited.

It was July the seventh and the second Pirates of the Caribbean movie was coming out. They were all big Pirates of the Caribbean fans, ever since Dumbledore had decided that televisions equipped with DVD players were a necessity and had put one in each dorm room along with a large selection of DVDs.

Peter had literally stumbled across Pirates of the Caribbean and it quickly became everyone's favorite movie.

At the start of summer vacation they had gone out and bought tickets in advance, following the advice of the all knowing internet. Now they were seated in the theater, waiting for the movie to start.

(A/N: I would describe what happens in the movie, but I don't want to give away more than I already will be, so let's just skip ahed to the part of the movie that is the most important to this story, shall we? (presses the fast-forward button) )

The Marauders watched in horror as Captain Jack Sparrow heroically jumped straight into the mouth of the Kraken, sword poised, ready to kill.

Suddenly, Sirius began to shake and make odd noises…

Well, there's the first chapter, kind of boring, wasn't it? Oh well, it'll get more interesting in the next chapter. Hopefully. I'll have the next chapter up as soon as I can, I have lots of ideas for it, and I'm just trying to make them all fit together somehow. I'm still not sure about how many chapters it will be…

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