"Hi I'm Daedlox I'm a Minecraftian, I am really good at parkour, I'm a general in The Sky Army, I'm the leader of The Dead Army and you have all probably heard about or of my foot by now. My likes are Diamonds, parkouring, Budder, Iron, mining, being alive, Doctor Who and Star Trek. My Dislikes are Skeletons, Creepers, Spiders, Cave Spiders, Spider Jockeys, Ghasts, Zombie Pigmen, Wither Skeletons, Magma Cubes, Blazes, Witches, Silverfish, The Ender Dragon, The Wither, dying and Squids. Some significant events in my life are defeating The Ender Dragon, defeating The Wither, finding Diamonds, finding a Jungle Temple and finding a Desert Temple. I am 2 metres tall I have short black hair, black headphones, a white top, grey pants and black shoes. Who are you?" "I just found a ravine see you in a bit."
Daedlox goes down into the ravine and starts to build a bridge across the ravine and he decides to remove blocks every so often so that mobs can't follow him and kill him. "I JUST FOUND DIAMONDS!" "YES!" Daedlox then mines the Diamonds breaking his iron pickaxe. "SMASH!" "Why do my pickaxes always break when I need them? I should probably head back now." Daedlox then built a bridge back to the start of the ravine while making sure that he wouldn't be killed by something.
At about half way through Daedlox runs out of blocks and he can't mine any, so he must parkour to the start of the ravine. "Just my luck. First I run out of blocks then skeletons spawn on the sides of the ravine!" So as Daedlox jumped from block to block slipping up now and then with arrows whizzing past his head and other parts of his body. One arrow actually hit him and he almost fell off. Daedlox continued to parkour for a while before reaching a four block gap. "A four block gap! I didn't know that I made one of these." When Daedlox landed on the block on the other side of the four block gap he lost balance and fell off the block and he just managed to grab onto the block, but then a skeleton shot him off and he fell down into the depths of the ravine, but his luck had started to change because when he hit the bottom of the ravine he landed in a pool of water and swam up a waterfall and he jumped onto the block that he fell off and then he continued to parkour to the start of the ravine. Daedlox tried to ignore the fact that he just grazed his arm on lava and he almost failed a jump and if he didn't make the jump he would of fell into lava and died.
"Finally. I thought that I'd never get to the start of the ravine. Now I should get back to my house." So as Daedlox walked back to his house he almost died again, it was a creeper that snuck up behind him and blew up. Daedlox started to walk faster and when he got back to his house it was sunset so he went inside and put his diamonds in a chest. "I think that the whole world is just one giant death trap, but right now I feel as alive as Captain Jack Harkness."
(A/N this only exists because I had to make it for school, but I hope you all enjoy it and leave a review.)