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Itachi was always considered a prodigy. Itachi excelled at everything. Well almost everything.
"Goodness that Walter white is such a badass." Itachi muttered as he watched an episode of breaking bad on Amc.
Kisame nodded while playing tetris on his cell phone.
"Kisame. I have decided I wish to also become a master chef. I shall cook the Best meth in the land."
"But Itachi won't Pain be mad?"
"Details, details Kisame. Come, let us enter the dark underworld of Brooklyn and learn the ways of meth!"
So off Kisame and Itachi went to Brooklyn to pursue their dreams of becoming master meth cooks.
"Ah, look there Kisame a common thug. We should ask him if he has any meth."
"Good idea Itachi."
"Thank you Kisame."
So they approached a common thug.
"Excuse me homeless gentleman but I was wondering if you have any meth. Blue sky is what I prefer."
The homeless man looked at Itachi carefully.
"I shall not sell you meth. However, I shall teach you how to cook. Follow me."
So Itachi and Kisame followed this hobo into his home. For months he trained them in the art of meth. He taught them exact measurements, exact timing and the best recipes. However, he always kept his face hidden.
"The time has come. I have taught you two all I know about meth. Go out and conquer the world."
"Yes sensei."
Itachi and Kisame bowed.
"So what now Itachi?"
Just than a man approached the duo.
"Hey you guys got any meth? I'm buying."
"Ah yes good sir. My shark friend and I are indeed selling meth."
Suddenly the man took out a police badge.
"Police! You're under arrest for drug trafficing!"
"Dammit Kisame It's the Popo!"
"Shit it's the fuzz" yelled Kisame.
Itachi and Kisame tried to run however they were soon surrounded.
So ends the legend of Itachi and Kisame trying to become drug kingpins.
Many miles away the cellphone of the meth master hobo rang.
"Yes, this is Neji speaking."