Authors Note: This is my attempt at a humorous fanfic.
Disclaimer: Yeah, I don't own the Lost Boys.
All the Damned FanGirls
David the vampire ripped into the neck of yet another satisfying fan girl. It was his seventeenth that night and there was still more to go.
Across the cave Dwayne whined as he threw the carcass of his last meal to the side. "David, I can't drink anymore," He whined looking over at the still large line of fan girls waiting to be eaten.
"I know," Marko said out of breath. "I've gotten raped at least six times tonight.
"Boo who for you." Paul said from the corner of the cave. No one liked him.
"We have to get rid of them!" David screeched. "But how?"
"The Frog Brothers?" Marko suggested.
"No, what will they do? Steak them?"
"Uh…the oceans right outside the cave we could try drowning them."
"Not a bad plan." David said stroking his lovely chin. "Let's do it!"
So the Lost Boys herded the group of fan girls outside by using Laddie as bait. Then they supplied all of the girls with rocks and told them to keep walking into the water and not to stop.
And one by one the fan girls were drowned…So they thought.
As the Lost Boys turned around sighing loud sighs of relief. They heard the sound of a dolphin screeching. They quickly turned around to find a very large group of angry dolphins.
"We found our dolphin sisters!" Yelled a fan girl.
"Neaaaahh!" Screamed the dolphins, which translated means "We don't want them!" and the dolphins launched the fan girls at Lost Boys.
Lucky for the vampires, one eighth of the fan girls died when they were launched. Now they just had to figure out what to do with the rest of them.
Authors Note: So yeah, the more reviews I get the faster I update! Just review I will even be happy if you tell me you hate it.