"Hello, everyone!" Chris said when he was told they were rolling. "After Pahkitew Island went berserk, we found a new one. And don't worry, it's real!" He said. "Today, we reveal 22 campers, some originals, some from Pahkitew and Revenge of the Island, and 2 new! They are here to fight it out for not a million, but a TRILLION dollars! Who will win, and who will go home first? Find out now, on Total…Drama…DANGER!"

[Theme song]

"Let's introduce our contestants! First up, Gwen!" Gwen walked off of the boat, not so eager to be here. "Another season of this? I just hope Duncan isn't back."

"Leshawna!" Leshawna strutted off the boat, happy for a chance at the trillion.

"Mike! Let's just hope Mal doesn't get in the way." Mike walked off of the boat, waiting for Zoey.

"Cameron!" Cam walked off of the plane, hoping, no, praying that Sierra wouldn't be back.

"Jasmine!" Jasmine walked off of the boat, everyone in awe from her size.

"Ella…and thanks to the network, she will be allowed to sing…ugh…" Ella was carried off of the boat by birds, singing a song.

"Trent!" Trent walked off of the boat, and waved at Gwen. The only reason he was here was to win back Gwen.

"Harold!" Harold walked off of the boat, doing a few crappy ninja moves, and then winked at Leshawna, who sighed in frustration.

"Zoey!" Zoey ran off of the boat and over to Mike, and they kissed.

"Anne Maria!" Anne Maria walked off of the boat, a cloud of hairspray following her.

"Dave!" Dave walked off of the boat, still angry for what Skye did to him.

"Topher…great…" Topher walked off of the boat, a sick grin on his face. He was still after the show.

"Skye!" Skye walked off of the boat, and waved at Dave, who only turned away.

[Skye Confessional]

"[sigh] I finally broke up with Keith, and I want to be with Dave! Oh, I shouldn't have been so harsh on him…" Skye said, a look of sadness on her face.

[Back to the island]

"Sugar!" Sugar walked off the boat, glaring at Ella.

"Cody!" Cody walked off of the boat, smiling at Gwen, who rolled her eyes.

"Duncan!" Duncan ran over to Gwen. "Please take me back!" He said. "Get off!" Gwen said, pushing him.

"Due to popular demand, Scarlett!" Scarlett walked off of the boat, no glasses, and her hair straightened and neat, with a sick, twisted grin. She had a plan for world domination, and this is where her hideout was to be. She just needed to take it, first.

"Jo!" Jo walked off of the boat, angry. She was mad because she had to go through another season of this crap.

"Jade!" A girl with peachy skin, green eyes, and blue hair walked off of the boat. She had on a blue shirt, a jean vest, a jean skirt, and brown boots. She waved at everyone.

"Kellen!" A Hispanic girl with a black pixie haircut, a red shirt, black leather jacket, jeans, black boots, and brown eyes walked off of the boat.

"Wait, you write this story. So wouldn't you just make yourself win?" Chris asked. "No, silly! At the end of each chapter, readers can vote in the reviews, and whoever gets the most votes is voted off." Kellen replied.

"Oh. Okay." Chris said. "Who will survive season 6? Find out next time on Total…Drama…DANGER!"