Jutsu, the key to Love?

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I don't own any of these characters, all characters belong to Naruto.

'C'mon Sasuke, you're so pathetic, can't even produce a tiny flame. You have to take in your chakra and then blow it out.'

'I'm trying, stop being so hard on me Itachi-sempei, I'm only little after all'

'You are not little; you're 18 for god's sake! I'm only 22 so you're not that much younger, but mark my words Sasuke-kun if you fail this, I will make you pay!'

'What's your arrangement then?'

'If I win this, you have to teach me chidori, but if you win, I will sleep with you, just like you want.'

Sasuke and Itachi were out trying to master new Jutsus. Itachi had only agreed because he wanted to be with his little brother. How pathetic he looked, not managing to master basic Jutsus at 18. Sasuke had been really down lately, especially with that stupid pink haired twat that he had forgotten the name of, telling him she loved him! Who the hell did she think she was everyone new that Sasuke had belonged to Itachi since birth!

'Hey, Itachi-kun, is this it?'

Sasuke took a deep breath and blew out an enormous flame! Itachi nodded.

'Yeah, clever boy Sasuke!'

He clapped in sarcasm

'Hey, sarcasm is bullying.'

'Do I look like I care Sasuke?'

As Sasuke danced to the theme of can't touch this, Itachi realized the only way to shut his brother up was by kissing him. He shoved his tongue into his brother's mouth and hit the jerk in the face. The he pushed the midget behind a tree and began to kiss him again. Not so hard this time, he felt Sasuke returning the kiss, he allowed himself to melt into the kiss.

His senses went wild, his mind span and he drifted off into his own world. His own happy time. He broke the kiss, looked at his brother and said quietly:

'I love you Sasuke',

'I love you Itachi, always and forever'

Itachi's eyes swam with tears and he looked down at his brother for seconds before pulling him into a hug.