Disclaimer:I don't own any Naruto characters...exept for any that I decide to make up in the future.(Spout's random things while eating a REALLY big bowl of Icecream)

I am Me! I have never really blushed, so it's going to be fun typing this. I really like all of Naruto characters, especially Gaara...So I am going to put myself in the story under a false name along with my friends!

Okay, Time to know what the different font's mean:

Thought's\Flashback's\Dreams

Regular Writing

Disclaimer's, random thing's, definitions, titles, ect...

Okay, I copyed this from one of my favorite authors webpage, Foxtriller.

A case of kiss and a slap:
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Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura and Hinata are traveling in a train.

The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel. The girls and Naruto are sitting there looking perplexed.

Sasuke is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent
slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Hinata is thinking:
These Uchihas are all crazy after Sakura. Sasuke must have tried to
kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Sakura is thinking:
Sasuke must have tried to kiss me but kissed Hinata instead and got slapped.

Sasuke is thinking:
Damn it. Naruto must have tried to kiss Sakura. She might have
thought it was me and slapped me.

Naruto is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing
sound and slap Sasuke again.

An Unknown Friend: Prologue

"Christine... are you okay?"

My friends Allie, Tokiko, and Trinity were looking at me. I was doing the usual every day things, saying random words, making stupid faces, saying weird things at times where they have absolutely nothing to do with the topic, the works.

I yelled the first thing that came to mind. "POPCORN!!"

"Yup, I would say that she's okay, wouldn't you think Tokiko?" Trinity looked over to Tokiko. Tokiko was reading her book, Buso Renkin. Tokiko looked nothing like the Tokiko in her book...I think. She has shoulder length brown hair, glasses, green eye's, with her left eye having little specks of red in it. Her face is like a normal persons, round, but not to round. Her skin is really tanned compared to mine, she actually has a minor tan...just enough to put healthy coloring in her skin, a little on the chubby side...not really. She is the perfect weight for her hiegth. She is wearing a black shirt that has Kyo from FRUITS BASKET in his orange kitty form, light blue jeans, and white tennis shoes. Her hair is covering her face, for she is looking down while reading.

"..." Tokiko must be really into the book if she didn't hear what Trinity said... usually, she joins in at making fun of how stupid I can act like when I'm really bored I thought.

" Christine, I can't believe how stupid you are, letting Tokiko take over your story like that!" Allie said. Allie is a please forgive me Allie creepy Christian. She has long blonde hair, that starts out black, that reaches almost half way down her back. Her white shirt has a picture of a guitar on it, with words that say 'ROCK PRINCESS' on it. She was wearing a pair of dark blue jeans that are a little faded at the knee's, a pair of black flip-flop's with beautiful blue gems on the top you know, the part that that covers a little bit of your foot to help the flip-flop stay on. She is wearing a bright pink hair band on the top of her head you know, like the way Sakura wears her forehead protector She's about 5 foot 7 inches... I think. I am 5 foot 3 inches, so a lot of people are taller than me. She was 120 pounds, not bad considering that she hadn't started her yearly"my father is making me lose weight for the beauty contest where I have to weigh 100 pounds or else I can't enter, so I have to eat nothing but healthy things and work out that way I stay in shape" "dilemma" yet. I kind of feel sorry for Allie. Her father has raised her to be a 'perfect' child. She thinks that if you have a tattoo, then you are going to Hell.

"Allie, the only reason you are mad at Tokiko is because she made fun of you in my story. I actually like reading what she writes because she is a really good author. Besides, she only wrote it because you were making a big deal over gays..."

" Well I'm S-O-R-R-Y that gay people are unnatural!"

"You were upset because in my story, after I spiked the cotton candy smirks you and Sakura force fed it to Sasuke to find out who Sasuke liked more. But it backfired and he told us that he was in love with Ripred..."

"Who is a giant, male rat!"

"...Then you went on a crazy rampage about how gays are unnatural. And after I gave some to Itachi, you thought that he was talking to you when he said that you were pretty, then ran past you to Ares and said "...but you knew that, right?"

"Ares is a giant, male bat!!"

"So we made Sasuke and Naruto make out.Then you wanted us to kill you off so I made Tokiko kill you..."

"Then you turned out making it into a plot to find a way to get me out of the story!"

"Will you two please stop fighting?" We looked over at Trinity.Tokiko had stopped reading to listen to us argue and was now making Trinity's hair "floofy" as they call it. Trinity is about the size of a freshman. She has a thick build, green eye's with freckles on her face. Unlike me, Allie, and Tokiko, she doesn't have glasses. Her light brown hair comes even with her face. Her t-shirt is light blue. Her jeans are a middle blue, not dark blue like Allie's and not light blue like Tokiko's. She is defiantly taller than Allie by a good 6 inches. She loves all sort of anime\manga. Her bedroom walls are covered with anime pictures that she printed off the Internet. That is probably the only thing we all have in common.. we all like anime.

"POPCORN!!!!!" I yelled. Everyone just stared at me.

"Can't you stop being stupid,I mean, we've known you since you started Junior High. I know that nobody can be as stupid as you are, so why do you even pretend to be stupid??" Tokiko said. Tokiko might actually be the only sane person in our little group. She actually keeps us from going to far when we fight...except when she and Allie start fighting, then I am the one stuck trying to keep them from killing each other.

"I don't really know Tokiko. I guess that it is just a defense mechanism. I hardly get teased at all because I act like I am not even worth teasing..." I couldn't help but feel a little sad.

"Hey, Alco!" someone yelled at me. We where in the gym, sitting on the bleachers. It was after lunch so we got a little free time to sit in the gym and talk to our friends before 4th hour resumed. All the Junior High kids were in there.

"Oh no... it's them..." I muttered. They are a certain group of Eigth grade boys who think that I buy my shoes at Alco.

"I'm go-in' down to Alco... du-na-du-na...to buy some three dollar shoes...du-na-du-na... headin' down to Alco to buy some, three dollar shooooooooes!"

"Could you please stop singing that. You have been calling me Alco since I was in the 6th grade. It's really annoying!"

"Well, you came to the 6th grade last year, and this year I graduate, soooo...no."

"I think that you are being-" began Allie

"...an immature child. Yeah we know Allie. You say that every time he and Christine fight." Tokiko said. You could tell that she was getting bored.

"..." Allie is always being interrupted by Tokiko. So, she decided to, openly, glare at her.

" Why is almost everyone fighting with each other except me..." muttered Trinity.

" Because you are a 6th grader. You are not even worth fighting with..."

"Jordan...shut up." Allie said.

"Fine." As he walked off, I quietly stuck a sign on his back. 'PUT ME IN JAIL, I LOOK LIKE BRITTANY SPEARS" It read.

" I hope he doesn't find out that you put it on his back." Allie said. I just shrugged my shoulders and sat back down. I grabbed my note book and started writing. I was planing on having Allie come back into my story by making it so that Tokiko only killed one of the evil clones Allie had made because she wanted to make the world a better place...kinda creepy right? Not only that, but we were trapped in my younger sisters brain, Ginger.

-"Hey, you know what would be cool..." I said .

"No, what?" Tokiko gave me one of those looks that said "you're about to say something stupid, aren't you?"

"If we could go to the world of Naruto!" Everyone just stared at me but I didn't notice, I was too busy thinking about what I would do if I was in the world of Naruto...

As I walked through the streets of Konoha, I had begun to realize that I was being followed. I picked up my pace. All I saw was a flash of red before I took off at a run towards the city gates, he followed. I pumped chakra to my feet, and zipped through the gates towards section three. A huge expanse of forest unfolded before me. I ran through until I came upon a clearing that was close to the center of the forest. I felt a strong amount of chakra coming behind me. Apparently, I was going to have some trouble getting rid of this stalker. I masked my chakra and hid behind a tree, pulling out a couple kunai. The tree's around the clearing were about twenty stories tall. The big oak that I had decided would be a good place to hide, mainly because it helps mask my chakra, was thick and sturdy. I knew that it was going to be hard for the following ninja to find me. The ninja was almost at the clearing now, bringing an over-whelming amount of chakra with him. It wanted to do nothing but keep running. The clearing probably had a 150 foot radius. The tree's toward above me, the ninja closing in fast! 100...80...60...40...20...15 yards away from the clearing... The amazing amount of chakra was starting to make my legs quake. A drop of sweat rolled down my forehead. I knew that this was going to be an intense battle...one I probably wouldn't survive. 15...10..9..8...Wait! The chakra disappeared! How can such an over-whelming amount of chakra just disappear like that?! I looked around the clearing. Nothing. I closed my eye's to search for any signs of chakra. None. Something grabbed my legs! I looked down and realized that it was some kind of bewitched sand that had grabbed a hold of me. I turned around, my eye's meeting jade green one's.

"...a friend..."

"W-what?" I whispered. What did he mean by that? I looked for a way to escape. There was no way to free myself without getting into a fight. His eye's,they were hypnotic, causing me to relax in the grip of the sand. It dropped me into his grip, his gaze keeping me un-naturally calm. I could see an incredible amount of pain in his eye's. How much suffering could one person take? I don't think that he wanted to kill me, for I could see some kindness radiating from his eye's. How much of his life had been nothing but suffering? How much death had he seen? Even if he tried not to show it, I knew that he had regrets. His hair was a deep red, a red that one can only be born with...like the color of blood. He had a tattoo on his forehead, right above his left eye, that said love in Japanese, it was also blood red. His eye's were a deep shade of jade green. His voice was kinda raspy, like it isn't used very much.

"W-w-what do you want?" I managed to ask. He smelled of sandal wood, a scent that was intoxicating. My heart rate went up, pounding in my chest. I didn't know what was happening. They say the eye's are the window to a persons soul, if it's true, then he was hiding his soul in a way that a person who lived a life filled with nothing but pain could. He seemed so familiar, yet, I couldn't quite remember his name. He smiled at me, in a way that made me know that I would be safe as long as I was with him. Some how, even though I didn't even know him, I knew that he would protect me with his life.

"I wan't to know your name." He answered. I felt like I should...that it would be okay and that I would be safe if I did. And yet, a part of me didn't wan't me to.What if he just want's to know my name so that he can find out where I live, where I go to school at? He might stalk and eventually rape me... I thought. No..he wouldn't do that. I could see it in his eye's. Besides, if he wanted to rape me...why doesn't he just do it now?

"Christine..." I answered. He smiled...a smile of happiness, a smile that made me want to smile...made me want to share his joy.

"...Christine?"

"Huh... Wha-what?" I looked around. school was almost over and Allie and Tokiko were staring at me.

"Why are you blushing?" I looked at Allie

"You have been in a daze since you said that it would be cool to go to the world of Naruto." said Tokiko. They both looked worried.

"It's nothing.." I said. " I was just..." I didn't know what to tell them.

"Well...It's kinda hard to explain..." I muttered.

"So explain." said Tokiko

"Alright..." I explained everything that I remembered. It took about twenty minutes so by the time I got done, we were just starting last hour...P.E.

" Oh... how romantic!" Allie teased.

"So, you don't even know his name...but now he knows your's?"asked Tokiko. I sighed.

"Yes, that is exactly what I'm saying." I was starting to get irritated. He was so familiar... but I couldn't even remember his name! And now I was being asked stupid questions by my friends, and the guy that I have had a crush on for the past two years (since I first saw him in 6th grade) was right behind us.

" So...what are you going to do about it?" asked Allie

"I don't know yet... I think I'll try to find out his name first... but the strange thing is, I have been having the same dream for the past two nights... only, it never got far enough for him to get to know my name. The farthest that it had ever gotten was to were the sand dropped me off in his arms..." My friends looked at me curiously as my face turned a deep shade of red. I started to mutter something.

"Oh, what was that? I didn't catch that." Tokiko cupped her ear and smirked. I turned even redder, if that's possible.

"...into his strong, muscular arms..." I said softly, and blushed a deep red. I finally stopped blushing after what felt like an eternity. I heard someone fall behind us so I turned around to look. It turned out to be the guy that I was crushing on... I guess he heard what I had said about my "dream" man. When I saw that it was him, I went into a mode that I call "false anger" mode. I pretend that I hate him.

"Cole, you are such an idiot. How can you just fall like that?" I said

"When I am blinded by the ugliness that is your face!" He said back.

"You weren't even looking at my face!"

"Even your backside is hideous!"

"Why are you such a freaking jerk?! I haven't even done anything to you!"

"Why are you so stupid?!"

"I am not stupid! I just act like it!"

"Then why do you act stupid?" We were practically yelling at each other now. I could never quite understand why Cole could be such a jerk. I haven't even done anything to him...yet.

"Christine..."whispered Tokiko

"What?" I snapped

"You need to calm down, can't you see that he's only doing this to make you mad?" said Trinity. That's when I finally noticed the smirk that had covered his face.

"Why you...you..."I wanted to slap...no, clobber him!

"What? 'Why you...' what?" Cole asked, making me madder as I saw the hint of amusement in his eye's. I was fuming, for I was sure that if I had been in some kind of cartoon, steam would be coming out of my ears.

"Cole, why don't you just leave her alone? We were doing nothing to you when you just suddenly fell, and got Christine really angry..." said Allie

"I only want to know who this "man" that you were talking about is." Cole said

" All you need to know is that he is way hotter than you!" I said

" Yeah, right. I bet that you were talking about Daniel Posey!" He said...quite loudly I might add. How could he even think that I liked Daniel Posey? I mean, yes he has some abs. Yes, he also has cute curly hair...sometimes. But I have never liked Daniel like that...ever! He's kinda like a brother to me. When I am okay with him I call him Posey, if I am mad at him I call him Poser. So... it's more like a fifty-fifty relationship.

" For your information, Daniel is not the guy that I was thinking about! He isn't even anywhere near cute enough for me to like him... plus, he has a girlfriend..." I said

" Then you must be dreaming about me. I know that you have liked me since you first got here, and I know that I am S-E-X-Y..."

"Yeah right! Only in your dreams, moron!" Me, Allie, Trinity, and Tokiko laughed. How could he be so stupid to think I liked him...Okay maybe I do. But that's no reason to tease me about it! He smirked.

" You mean only in your dreams." I was blushing so hard, but I supposed that he took it for anger... so I didn't get embarrassed or anything. As he walked away, I couldn't help but check him out. I shouldn't of typed that... Anyway's, as he left, I started muttering about way's to kill him in case someone was listening. Everyone thinks that I hate the guy, so I had to keep up with the image that I have been working on all year.

"...ring his neck... take a hacksaw to him...put him in a tank full of piranha's..." I started clenching and un-clenching my fist's so that people would think that I wanted to kill somebody.

"Christine, stop the act. We all know that you like Cole, even your sister, Ginger, said that you have a bear named after him." I glared at Allie

"You need to get a better glare." said Tokiko. We walked down to the football field with the rest of the class. We played kickball until about 3:00pm. We were back in the girls locker room when the bell rang.

"Okay you guy's, get your stuff." I said. Our parent's had talked to each other a couple night's ago and they all decided that Allie, Tokiko,Trinity, and me could spend a week camping by ourselves in the country. We got permission from the Wolfe family that we could camp out on their 3,860 acre pasture land. It had tree's, wild animals, hills, clear grassy area's, and a stream. We would be out there for about a week so we packed a lot of supplies. I even got a couple book's that tell what plant's are edible, how to make the stream water safe to drink, and other thing's you need to know about to stay alive in the wilderness. We would be far enough out of town, that if someone got hurt and needed help, we probably wouldn't be able to get any... if it wasn't for the fact that Allie and Tokiko have cell phones.

"Alright, were coming." muttered Tokiko. Even though we wouldn't be able to watch any T.V., get on computers, in other words, no anime, I knew that it was going to be a great week... I just don't think that the other's thought the same.

"The bus is going to leave without us if you three don't hurry up!" I said

"Yeah, well...we aren't used to doing this every day like you are." said Trinity

" Just, try and pick up the pace, okay?" I said. They glared.

"...please?" I gave them the puppy dog eye's look.

"Okay, fine! Just stop staring at us like that, your creeping me out." said Tokiko. Silently, I paraded around in my imagination, of course. I knew that it had gotten to Tokiko first, but I would never say that to her face, namely because she would probably hurt me for saying that.She will probably hurt me for typing that... runs away screaming from Tokiko, who happens to have a chainsaw and is really p$ off screaming "Come back here you F$&# MORON!!!!!!"

"Sorry I'm late Tom, but I had to get a couple of my friends." I pointed to the people behind me.

"As long as they have a note from their parent's for John, and as long as you don't cause any trouble, they can stay." he said... what can I say. When I get bored, I get hyper. About an hour and a half later, we got to my house. My mom and dad gave us a snack, then piled us up into my mom's car and she drove us to the drop-off point.

For about three hours, we hiked around, looking for a good place to make camp. It was dark when it happened. We had made a campfire and Trinity went to go look for more fire wood. She was gone for about two minutes when we heard her scream. We ran off in the direction she left the camp from. We hadn't gone but twenty feet when we fell into the giant pit. It was so dark, we couldn't see each other. When we finally hit bottom, I went unconscious. I woke up I don't know how long after and looked at my surroundings.

We were in a huge forest, it was bright so I knew that the sun was up, there was a small stream about 30 feet from us. I tried to stand, but couldn't. Each time I tried, my head throbbed something terrible. I crawled to one of the closest tree trunks that I could find, seeing as how we were in the middle of a clearing, and used it as support as I stood up, my body protesting the whole time. Tokiko and Trinity looked okay, apart from a few scratches and bruises, but Allie seemed to be in a worse condition. Her hair was a mess, but that could be easily solved. No, the problem was that her left leg was bending in a position that didn't look right. I checked that everyone was okay. I crawled over to were Trinity was, and realized that I had fallen onto her. I couldn't tell if there was any internal bleeding, so I couldn't be too sure that she was okay. Her clothes were ripped at the knee's, body, and other places . I felt like someone was watching us so I looked around. I didn't see anybody, so I dismissed the feeling as being scared and crawled over to Tokiko. Her glasses were askew, and her right lens were broken. Like Trinity's, her clothes were also ripped in places. She had a cut over her right brow-ridge, bleeding. She had a large cut on her left thigh that, fortunately, wasn't very deep. again, I had the feeling that someone was watching us. So, I looked around and didn't find anything. Other than that and some bruises, Tokiko seemed alright. I tried to walk to Allie, but after every couple of steps, I fell and scratched my palms until they were bleeding. After checking over Allie and making sure that the only thing seriously injured was her leg she had bruises, of course I started to fall back into unconsciousness, but tried to fight it. No, I can't, not while my friends are unconscious and hurt! I have to stay awake... I thought to myself. The last thing that I remember before going unconscious, was a pair of jade green eyes looking into mine, and someone saying "...Christine."

Christine: Yay! I actually finished the first chapter to a story that I might actually follow through on!

All:...

Christine: POPCORN!!Checker Tanked!

Trinity: That last paragraph seemed kind of cheesy. I made you look strong, while it made the rest of us seem weak.

Christine: Yeah, sorry about that... I didn't think that you would see it like that... I LOVE SUBAKA NO GAARA!!!! messes with Gaara's hair, who is putting up with it because he likes the Authoress"

Allie: Why are you so freaking crazy?

Christine:...I don't know. Gaara glares at Allie, who is busy flirting with Orochimaru... hehehehehehehe, I make her flirt with evil snake man... Well, anyways, the next chapie is all in the Naruto world. We actually get to see how my FAVORITE character found us. You three unconsious, and me about to become unconscious...

Allie:starts making smoochy faces and singing the K.I.S.S.I.N.G. song, while Orochimaru is trying to purpose... Allie, please don't kill me for typing that!

Christine: That's it Allie, your f$#& dead! pulls out a REALLY sharp samurai sword Run...

Allie: HELP ME!!!!! runs away screaming from a crazed Christine. Orochimaru tries to kill Christine for attacking Allie, but becomes untangled in a fight with Gaara, who is trying to protect her from Orochimaru

All:Tokiko, Trinity, Kabuto, Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto, and all the Naruto characters that I know of...

Tokiko: She stole that from one of the dubbed Yu-Gi-Oh episode's that I showed her from YouTube.

Trinity: What part?

Tokiko: The whole "That's it Allie, your F$#& dead!" part. It was Originally like this:

Atem: I'm Kiba, and I sound like Brock from Pokemon. Screw the rules, I'm in love with nurse Joy!

Kiba: That's it Motto, pulls thumb across throat while he says the next part your F$#& dead!

Trinity: busts up laughing That's actually funny... ohhHHhh, let's watch what they points to Orochimaru, Allie, Gaara, and Christine are going to do...Christine has stopped trying to kill Allie so that she can laugh at the joke, for she finds it extremely funny, while Orochimaru and Gaara stop fighting to listen also. Allie is looking at Christine thinking, WHAT THE F?! Orochimaru has finally purposed to Allie and she said yes, so Gaara is trying to give Christine a gold locket that is covered with pieces of emerald, while in the middle of the outside-front of the locket is a blood-red ruby heart

Allie: I haven't talked much in this ending part...

Christine: If you say that you need to talk in these ending part's more, even though they have no part in the story what-so-ever, I swear that I will make Sasuke kill you...or at least take you out of the story by deleting you from it completely, or something...looks completely confused

Christine:starts chasing Allie...again

Orochimaru: Stay away from my Fiance you freak!

Christine: Never!!!!! Trie's to kill Allie

Tokiko:...Christine, STOP TRYING TO KILL ALLIE!!!

Christine: NO!!!!

Tokiko: okay, that's it b$...your going down! beats Christine to a bloody pulp

Christine: can't speak much, for she is in a lot of pain...Gaara, will you please hurt her for me? gives Gaara the puppy-dog eye's look

Gaara:smirks My pleasure...

Tokiko:...SH! Gets knocked unconscious

Christine: Thanks Gaara! gives Gaara a peck on the cheek

Trinity: You do know that all of Gaara's fan girls will want to kill you for that...

Christine: Yeah, well... If they don't like it, then they can bite me!

Gaara: How much do you actually like me? looks at Christine, who turns as red as a tomato

Christine:... her eye's shift from side-to-side, she turns a deep red, and mutters some things

Gaara: smirks

Christine: glares at Gaara Stop smirking! You are SO not that hot!

Gaara: Really? walks up so close to Christine until they are a few centimeters apart Are you sure?

Christine: blushing wildly gulps,sweating Y-y-yeah...

All: Awwwwwwwwww...

Brooke: Hey, Christine! I just came over to- spots how close Gaara is to Christine...

Christine: quickly puts a little distance between herself and Gaara Oh, Brooke... what are you doing here?

Brooke: I just came to tell you that I finally broke up with R.J, but you seem to have something else going on.

Christine: You broke up with R.J?

Brooke: nods

Christine: YAY!! I told you he wasn't a good guy, I told you the moment I met him I told you "I don't think that you should be dating him, there's something about him, I don't know what, but something about him doesn't seem right." Then he ended up cheating on you with some chick from the school he goes to. Long distance relationships never last!

Gaara: Why did you think that he was a bad guy?

Christine: The way he walked. The way he talked about things. The way his voice sounded. Everything about him screamed to me that he was the kind if person that I don't even want to talk to.

Brooke:...Why am I in the story?

Christine: I am making you the female version of Naruto.

Brooke: YAY! I HYPER, I HYPER, I REALLY, REALLY HYPER!!!!!!!

Christine: Yes, yes. You get to be as hyper as you want.

Naruto: Wow, I look hot as a girl. Hey, Sakura?

Sakura: What?

Naruto: If you had the chance, would you go out with me?

Sakura: Depends, would I have to chose between you and Sasuke?

Naruto: Yeah...

Sakura: Then no...

Naruto: sulks

Christine: Your mean Sakura. If you dont start being nicer to Naruto, I swear that I will bring in Konoha's Green Sexy Beast!

Sakura: looks at Christine in shock You wouldn't...

Christine: smiles wickedly I give you...drum roll...ROCK LEE!