Grenade
A/N: Me and my sis did a songfic challenge. Song: Grenade, by Bruno Mars, prompts: "The love of my life; my reason for living. The sun to my moon, the only person who didn't complain or laugh about my eccentricities. My first kiss, first time, first relationship. And now you're asking me to move on."; Dancing; "Yes, I watch Glee. It has hot gay guys in. Not to mention the cute lesbians.", pairing: Luna/Astoria. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Luna or Astoria, Glee or any of the songs mentioned.
Luna smiled as she danced with Astoria, her best friend, and also the girl she was in love with. Astoria didn't know, though; Luna was scared that if she found out, she'd break up with her, never be her friend, hate her. What Astoria didn't know about Luna was that she'd catch a grenade for her. Throw her hand on a blade for her. Jump in front of a train for her. Do anything for her.
Luna grinned at her best friend. "Yes, I watch Glee. It has hot gay guys in. Not to mention the cute lesbians. I don't care that it's Muggle – it's amazing! How can you hate it?" She laughed and shook her head.
"You are so obviously bisexual." Astoria said with a laugh. "It's cute. And it's awful! It's got bad singers in, the storyline is pathetic, and the only cute guys are gay! How can you like it?" This was the only thing they argue about. Glee. While Luna adored it, Astoria absolutely loathed it.
"You know what? Think all you like about it. I'm gonna make you sit down and watch it some day. What's your favourite ever song? Muggle song."
Astoria shrugged. "I dunno... probably..." she thought about all the songs that Luna had ever made her listen to, but only a couple stuck out. "The only exception, the one by... oh, what was it? Paramore?"
"Yes " Luna grinned at her. "Told you. Glee covers nearly everything. You'll love it, I swear."
"Oh, fine then, what about born this way by Lady Gaga?"
"Yes!"
"Sing by My Chemical Romance?"
"Yes!"
Astoria glared at Luna, a smile on her face though. "I bet you've just made me listen to all the songs that they've sung and nothing else."
Luna giggled. "Oh, come on, that's so not true." When Astoria raised her eyebrows at her, she grinned and said, "I've made you listen to all the rest of the Paramore and My Chemical Romance songs I've heard. And... a couple of Lady Gaga songs they haven't done, like Just Dance, Judas, On the Edge of Glory."
"You are so annoying!"
"But that's why you love me," Luna said with a grin, wishing her friend really did love her like she loved Astoria.
Astoria shrugged. "Well, yeah, true."
A year later. "Yes, I cheated on you. No, I don't love you any more. No, I don't like girls as much as I thought I did. Yes, I am engaged to Scorpius Malfoy. Get. A. Grip."
Luna stared, dumbstruck at her girlfriend. Well, she wasn't really her girlfriend anymore, she guessed. She was soon to be Astoria Malfoy. She'd never be Astoria Lovegood. Never. "But..."
"Just move on, Luna. I don't love you like I used to." Astoria looked at her in the eye. "Move on."
"You. The love of my life; my reason for living. The sun to my moon, the only person who didn't complain or laugh about my eccentricities. My first kiss, first time, first relationship. And now you're asking me to move on." Luna stated, watching weakly as Astoria just nodded. "But...!"
"Luna, I'm leaving now. I'm sorry. I don't belong with you. That stupid fantasy of yours that you had about us getting married and growing old together and adopting together was just a fantasy. Nothing more. I'm sorry, Luna." She turned around, pulling her trunk behind her. "Move on."
"No, you can't! I'd do anything for you!"
That night, Luna lay in the same bed that her and Astoria had shared so many times, had done so many amazing things in, crying. She couldn't believe it. The love of her life, gone. Just like that. She started to sing quietly, gently to herself, the tears staining her face.
"Easy come, easy go
That's just how you live, oh
Take, take, take it all,
But you never give
Should of known you was trouble from the first kiss,
Why were they open?
Gave you all I had
And you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did
To give me all your love is all I ever asked,
Cause what you don't understand is
I'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain,
Take a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I would die for ya baby;
But you won't do the same
No, no, no, no
Black, black, black and blue beat me till I'm numb
Tell the devil I said "hey" when you get back to where you're from
Mad woman, bad woman,
That's just what you are, yeah,
You'll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car
Gave you all I had
And you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, yes you did
To give me all your love is all I ever asked
Cause what you don't understand is
I'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain,
Take a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I would die for ya baby;
But you won't do the same
If my body was on fire, ooh
You' d watch me burn down in flames
You said you loved me you're a liar
Cause you never, ever, ever did baby...
But darling I'll still catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah , yeah)
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh, oh
I would go through all this pain,
Take a bullet straight through my brain,
Yes, I would die for ya baby;
But you won't do the same.
No, you won't do the same,
You wouldn't do the same,
Ooh, you'll never do the same,
No, no, no, no."
A/N: Yes, I did have to go to Wikipedia and type in 'songs that Glee have covered' so I could do the bit at the beginning. . (Hey, on the plus side, that was a while ago and now I've seen all of the episodes :D)
Anyway, hope you liked it! Please review!