40 Things I Would Change About Twilight
(First movie & Second Movie)
Bella gets a life
TEAM JACOB!
Edward gets rid of the sideburns…
Kuhn Fu guy doesn't die
Victoria chokes on her own saliva
Bella learns how to express her feelings through anger
Bella learns how to express her feelings in general
Bella says more than one word per five seconds
Edward stops disappearing
10) Jacob fights Edward (c'mon…ACTION!)
11) New story line
12) Edward finds a vampire that'll love him and like KEEP loving him…
13) Bella needs to go die in a hole. (So Edward and Jacob can get on with their odd lives)
14) Edward needs to go die in a hole.
15) Edward and Bella can die in a hole…TOGETHER!
16) Naaaaah
17) TEAM JACOB!
18) Jacob keeps the new look…and the six pack…
19) No but seriously, he looked like Squanto before
20) Jacob needs to make a bomb…
21) And throw the bomb at Bella
22) And say "THIS IS HOW I FEEL TOWARDS YOU!"
23) *EXPLOSION* Jacob: THIS IS THE PART OF ME THAT YOU'RE NEVER EVER GONNA TAKE AWAY FROM ME!
24) Bella: Save ME!
25) Jacob: Save yourself…hobo
26) Bella needs a reality check.
27) Alice needs to stay the same.
28) Charlie has to say "I love you" without sounding so uncertain.
29) Bella needs to be more social
30) Bella needs happy gas…
31) Bella needs to stop being so prone to life-threatening idiocy.
32) KEVIN!
33) Cliff diving is a big no-no
34) And age has to stop being such a big deal.
35) Sure, you get a birthday every year…but guess what?
36) SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
37) Edward: Unless I suck the life out of you. *creepy grin*
38) Bella needs to stop thinking that people watching her sleep is ok… because its not.
39) Edward, watching people sleep is a little bit odd. Even though it is the 21st Century…
40) So basically First Movie: Team Edward. Second Movie: Team Jacob. Bella can die then it's a happy ending for everyone… I get Jacob. ;)