INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER
HARRY POTTER STYLE
I'm the son of a third generation Weasly
Don't you dare call me ickle little Ronnie
I'm a big-eatin', spell-castin', red-headed wizard
Best friends with the boy who lived now
Chuggin' love potions five miles an hour
I'm the son of a third generation Potter
Been datin' the sister of my best mate's brother
I'm a scarred little, raven haired, green eyed wizard
Defeated the Dark Lord when I was one yeah
Really skinny while my cousin's fat now
I'm a witch in a family of wizards
Got long red hair and a throbbbin' heart yeah
I'm a romance-lovin' Quidditch player
Datin' the raven-haired boy who lived yeah
Got possessed when I was a first year
I'm the son of two Death-Eaters
Got bleach white hair and such pale skin yeah
I'm the star of the Slytherin housel always
Got a Death mark on my left arm now
Servin' the Dark Lord with my family
I'm a witch or wizard from Hog-warts!