This fic combines the song Darrel is a Boy with DP, neither of which I own...though I'd like to
I highly recommend listening to the song before reading, since it's just as hilarious by itself XD
m. youtube watch?v=dniQPi8NWoQ
Danny is a ghost and he lives in my closet
He is not imaginary and he's really fun
Danny is a ghost and he lives in my closet
And I lured him there with cookies and an ectogun
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One time, one time I tried to kiss him
I said, "One kiss, and you can go..."
But Danny, I know I'll miss him
He gave a peck, I said "I know I swore, but you can't go," I slammed the door shut!
Hahahaha
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Danny is a ghost that I trapped in my closet
It's because he tried escaping—that I wont allow
Danny is a ghost I trapped in my closet
First he was my bestie, he's my husband now~
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One time, one time he tried to trick me
He said, "I really have to pee..."
Oh Danny, you cannot fool me
I know because I did not give you water
Shush! There's no need to holler
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Danny is a ghost and he pooped in my closet
It's not imaginary and it smells real bad
Danny is a ghost who pooped in my closet
It fell in my combat boots and it makes me mad!
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One time, one time he tried to trick me
He asked me, "Would you like a kiss..."
Oh Danny, I said, "Come quickly!"
I opened up the door and shut my eyes and waited there for his surprise...!
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"AAAAAAAAH"
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Danny is a jerk who locked me in my closet
And I'm getting kind of hungry and I want to shout!
Danny is a jerk, he locked me in my closet–
And so now I know he loves me and I'll hold him and I'll hug him and I'll kiss him and I'll snug him
And I cannot wait to tell him!
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...As soon as I get out
"And that's why I wasn't at school yesterday." Danny finished, stabbing his unappetizing meatloaf with a spork. "Only managed to escape this morning."
"Dude," Tucker giggled, "Does Sam know how much you love juicy fruits?"
It wasn't unusual for Casper's nerds to scream, so no one really noticed when a certain techno geek let out a yelp of pain.