So, I've been recieving alot of flack from my younger sibling/beta reader to finish this story and as motivation he wrote this little ditty for me. I hope it makes ya'll laugh as much as it did me.
"So hi, I'm Kimno, and I"ve been stuck on pause for the last seven years of my life. I'd really like to tap datass that's upstairs taking a shower but I can't because I can't seem to move from the basement with this gaggle of weirdos. Oh, and I have a mortal enemy who is plotting to destroy the world and subjugate the survivors but I can't seem to move forward with life."
"Hi, I'm Kahelle, I've been sitting in this shower, crying for the past seven years because my mortal enemy caused my crushes fiance to kill herself. I'm all pruny and really would like to get up and go kick ass but I just can't seem to bring myself to it. Also my twin sister is here trying to bring me back from whence I came but we just can't seem to move forward right now, like some higher power is just holding us in a perpetual state of paused."
"Hi, I'm Revan, I've been sitting down here staring at the man that my twin sister has a huge crush on. I really wish that they would get moving again, I really do miss my part of the galaxy and when's the last time I got busy with Carth? That mans poor blue balls, first he loves me and wants to be with me and I just kinda blow him off and then I tempt him with kisses and now we haven't even talked in 7 years standing right next to each other. What the hell?"
"Hi, I'm Carth, I've been standing next to the love of my life for 7 years without saying anything, is she mad at me or something? Did I do something wrong? Oh God, I bet she saw the way I looked at Amanda and is really pissed off.. Should I say something? I've got to do something but I just can't seem to get motivated."
"Hi, I'm Jolee, Leave the romancin to the younguns. I'm just here as comic relief but there hasn't been anything to crack wise about in over 7 years! By God! I'm not getting any younger here!"
"Hi, I'm Juhani, I'm here to supply a nice contrast to the put together Jedi everyone is so used to. Revan teaches me about being a better person though she's been awefully quiet for the past 7 years. I hope we can return to our own galaxy soon."
"Hi, I'm Mission, All this lovey dovey bs has finally got me completely sick. I've been sick to my stomach for 7 years because these people are only interested in advancing romance and then never follow through. Me I'm just here to help out with cracking safes and setting traps, well and to give the grown folks a 'kid' to worry about. I can take care of myself and they better remember it, if I was in charge we would be done with this mess already and back home where everything is normal."
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"Would you like me to shoot something Master? Finally?"
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"Uh... yeah... I'm Canderous.. and I just want to bash some heads already."