The Champion of the Children
Disclaimer: All characters belong to JK Rowling. Be forewarned this story includes implied child molestation.
Scene: Before Ginny gets taken by Tom Seamus and Neville suddenly go up missing.
Dumbledore: We will have to close the school. Two children have been taken into the chamber by the monster.
Harry: Who has been taken?
Dumbledore: Seamus Finnigan and Neville Longbottom.
Harry: They haven't been taken into the chamber. They are in Hagrid's hut.
Dumbledore: But it's 11 o'clock at night. Why in the world would they be in Hagrid's
hut?
Harry: Well professor….Hagrid often enjoys "extracurricular activities" with the children.
Dumbledore: Excuse me?
Scene: Harry and Ron knock on Hagrid's door to ask him about why he got expelled.
Hagrid: Just one minute.
(Lots of noise and shuffling is heard from inside the hut.)
(Hagrid opens the door just slightly)
Hagrid: Oh, its just you two. It's ok Seamus you can come out and go home now. We're
done for the night.
(Harry and Ron hid under the cloak as Fudge and Dumbledore appear at the door.)
Fudge: Hagrid we are hear to arrest you and take you to Azkaban.
Hagrid: For what?
Fudge: Lets see…I have your records here…I know there is a charge here somewhere…You got a lot on you Hagrid….let's see…child molestation…child molestation….child molestation….child molestation…etc…etc….here it is. You are under arrest for opening the Chamber of Secrets.
Scene: The end of term dinner. Hagrid has just walked into the door after being released from Azkaban. He runs up to Harry and embraces him.
Hagrid: I really missed you Harry.
(Hagrid cups Harry's ass and caresses his back.)
Ron: Three cheers for Hagrid. The Champion of Children!!
(Cheers explode all through the great hall.)
Disclaimer: All characters belong to JK Rowling. Be forewarned this story includes implied child molestation.
Scene: Before Ginny gets taken by Tom Seamus and Neville suddenly go up missing.
Dumbledore: We will have to close the school. Two children have been taken into the chamber by the monster.
Harry: Who has been taken?
Dumbledore: Seamus Finnigan and Neville Longbottom.
Harry: They haven't been taken into the chamber. They are in Hagrid's hut.
Dumbledore: But it's 11 o'clock at night. Why in the world would they be in Hagrid's
hut?
Harry: Well professor….Hagrid often enjoys "extracurricular activities" with the children.
Dumbledore: Excuse me?
Scene: Harry and Ron knock on Hagrid's door to ask him about why he got expelled.
Hagrid: Just one minute.
(Lots of noise and shuffling is heard from inside the hut.)
(Hagrid opens the door just slightly)
Hagrid: Oh, its just you two. It's ok Seamus you can come out and go home now. We're
done for the night.
(Harry and Ron hid under the cloak as Fudge and Dumbledore appear at the door.)
Fudge: Hagrid we are hear to arrest you and take you to Azkaban.
Hagrid: For what?
Fudge: Lets see…I have your records here…I know there is a charge here somewhere…You got a lot on you Hagrid….let's see…child molestation…child molestation….child molestation….child molestation…etc…etc….here it is. You are under arrest for opening the Chamber of Secrets.
Scene: The end of term dinner. Hagrid has just walked into the door after being released from Azkaban. He runs up to Harry and embraces him.
Hagrid: I really missed you Harry.
(Hagrid cups Harry's ass and caresses his back.)
Ron: Three cheers for Hagrid. The Champion of Children!!
(Cheers explode all through the great hall.)
