Title: Bedtime Story
Chapter: 1/1 (I think and you'd better hope)
Pairing: 5/R (Shhhhh! It's a secret!)
Disclaimers: Not mine, don't sue, copyright Bandai, Sotsu, whatever.
Dedications: To Kitty E. ^_^
One day there was this princess. Yes, this princess. And . . . then this really purty-ful guy showed up to be her bodyguard, because she needed one and it was honorable.
Yes. So he followed her around everywhere she went, except when she was bathing or going to the bathroom or changing. Then he waited outside the door. He was a good bodyguard. Yes, he was.
So, one day the princess was at this fancy party and she was being bugged by dirty, nasty old men to dance with them. Yuck. Then her bodyguard, good little thing that he was, came in and told them all to bug off, that *he* was going to dance with the princess.
He was protecting her honor, really. So they danced all night and then the princess was falling asleep against him when they were sitting down, so he picked her up and carried her to her room. He was a good bodyguard. Then he tucked her in and gave her a kiss good night.
The princess told him, with her eyes closed, that that was the most piss-poor excuse for a kiss she'd ever gotten and that he had to kiss her again and make it a real kiss. So he did. And it was a real kiss. And he didn't wait outside her door that night. They made the bed creak, yes they did.
And in the morning the princess and her bodyguard were happy. After the princess slapped him around for bitching about the dishonor of premarital sex, that is. Then they got married and lived (almost) happily ever after, because if they didn't fight once in a while that would be scary.
The End.
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