1..2...3
A/N Five year old spelling ahead.
I lik counting. Counting to ten is easy peesy. I can even count to a hundred; here I'll show you. 1,2, skip a few, 99, 100. Haha, that's my favrite joke, even mi little brother Lucas liks it. I told it to my daddy and it made him laff too.
My daddy is the best daddy inn the world.
All my daddys' are.
Can I tell you a secrett? I hav 3 daddys.
Lots of my friends don't even hav one, but I hav 3.
I'm a luckee girl.
My daddy is mi main daddy and he is best friends wif mi mummy. They luv me and Lucas very very much, but they don't liv 2gether any more.
Mi mummy is away, but me and Lucas send her a kiss on the wind evry nite at bed-time.
My daddy sayz, she sayz sweet dreams sweetie. Thiss makes me smile.
My daddy livs with daddy dug. He is a merrican an talks funny. He is nice and kind.
Daddy and daddy dug cook 2gether, all the time. They cook at home an thy cook at there shop too. Daddy dug smells of biscuits. He always has flower in his hair to.
-O-
At skool my teecher told us to draw a picture of a special day, so I drawd a picture of mi daddy and daddy dug on their wedding day, but she said thiss was rong.
She said this woz not real luv and too daddys can't marry and told mi off.
I cryed.
My daddy and daddy dug gave me a big hug when I got home. They said mi teecher was being silly and any one can marry anyone, if they love each other. Thiss made me smile.
Next day in the playground, som girls in my class were picking on mi. They said having too daddys was rong and God wood be cross, but Zara from Miss Gibbs class said they wood make God cross by saying that.
Zara has two mummys.
We are friends now.
-O-
My daddy and daddy dug really really luv each other and thy got marryed. I was a flour girl and I had new shoes. After they kissed and danced, my daddy went outside and a van nocked him over.
I tryed to wake him up but I couldn't.
I cryed.
Daddy dug said not to cry and took Lucas and me to the hosptal evry day, to see daddy.
He woz asleep a long long time.
Daddy dug cryed at home at bed-time.
I saw him.
I didn't tell.
I saw daddy brendun at the hosptal too.
He cryed too.
I didn't tell.
-O-
Daddy dug looked after me and Lucas. He wood read to us and one day he said that just lik Sleeping Beuty, we shud give daddy a magic kiss to wake him up.
So we did.
And he did.
Thiss made me squeel.
-O-
Daddy dug went away and daddy brendun came to stay. He is very tall and has a mustash.
He is eyerish and talks funny.
Som times he growls but he is nice really.
My daddy and daddy brendun kiss lots and lots.
This makes me giggle.
Daddy brendun is funny. He liks to sing, he says he doesn't but he does.
I made him sing I kissed a girl, all the way thru.
This made him laff and laff.
Daady brendun helps me wif my homework too. We built a bug motel in the garden. I think he is a scardy-cat, he doesn't lik creepy-crawlys. He says he does but I had to pik up alll the bugs. He had his eyes shut! Haha. He also tooke me to skool to hand it in and had a small chat wif my teecher.
She is nice to me now.
Now daddy brendun always reads me mi book at bed-times. He is very good at doin' all the voices.
I lik the 3 little pigs best.
The big bad wolf says he will huff and puff and blow the house down; but daddy brendun says he won't let any big bad wolf hurt daddy, Lucas and me. He luvs us two much.
This makes me smile.
My daddy is happy with daddy dug, but he is very very happy with daddy brendun.
I lik it when my daddy is very very happy.
Can I tell you 'nother secrett?
3 is my favrite number.
Sssh, don't tel mummy xx.
Luv Leah Barnes 5 ΒΌ.