1 "EOH"-Part 1 (Prologue)
A/N: In this scary fic, the G-Boys are torture victims of the EOH (Equal Opportunity Harassing). If they pass, they get to torture! Try and follow the story line (if you can)! R&R, of course!
2 Syonara!
*Neko Akki*
Disclaimer: I own "Neko". She's my creation… the rest are owned by… GET THIS… OTHER PEOPLE! My slave, Daisy, and my muse, Katana, are not in this fic… they want to wish you all a "happy days", because they are on painkillers from the latest experiments… I mean… er… OK… must complete… bye…
Neko: Welcome all! Today's show is all on---
Director pops out of nowhere
Director: Cut! Ok… that was good! From the top!
N: *Growls*
Director: Hey! I am PAYED to do this!
N: I'm hungry! The new victims won't be here for another couple of hours! *Grins*
Director: There are some frozen dinners in the freezer! *Looks relieved*
N: *Jumps up and down and up and down and up and down…* YAY! Frozen dinners! *Goes to freezer* YUM! We got rat, chicken… ooh! Beefy flavor! My favorite! *More jumping but more or less, I'm just lazy* Oh, my Shinigami! My most bestest fave flavor EVER! SALMON! *Yet more jumping but more dramatic… like… UP and DOWN*
Shang Hai walks up
Shang Hai: Hi! What's going on?!
N: Not much. Want a frozen dinner? We got rat, beefy... oh… and some poultry item… maybe quail or pheasant… not sure…
SH: Beefy, please!
N: Ok… *Goes to freezer (which, by the way, if still open because she's really tired and hungry) and pulls out beefy frozen dinner… hums while putting them in the oven*
Director: All right! From the top!
N: *Growls and bares teeth*
Director: OK! Jeez! Grumpy today, are we? *Leaves*
SH: *Hears the oven "ding"*
Oven: Ding!
SH: *Gets the frozen dinners and places them on the table* YUMMY! *Sits down and begins to eat*
N: *Sits down and begins to eat*
Brit and Jessica walk in
Brit: Mm! What smells so good?!
N: Frozen dinners… I've got salmon… Shang Hai has beefy… want one?
Jessica: YEAH! *Goes over to the freezer and pulls out unknown poultry item* Ooh! Is this quail?
SH: We're not sure!
J: *Shrugs* Oh, well!
B: Ooh! I smell some kind of rodent! Yummy! *Goes to freezer and pulls out rat and poultry frozen dinners… puts them in the oven*
After two hours of eating and chatting, as message comes for Neko
Messenger: Miss Neko-san? Five young men are waiting for you in the waiting room.
N: *Jumps up* YAY! *Runs to the waiting room*
In the waiting room…
Chang Wufei: What was our mission again, Heero?
Heero: Not exactly sure. You see, the message just said to come here and we would get further instructions once we've arrived.
Quatre: *A little frightened* Did you guys see the name of this place? It doesn't sound very nice…
Duo: *Remembering name* Yeah! This place is the best! This is the coolest mission EVER!
W: *Scowls*
The door is flung open and Miss Neko enters
N: Welcome! Glad you could be here!
D: *Still giddy from remembering the name, begins to jump up and down* When do we start?
N: Oh, very soon! *Grins*
D: Yeah! *Continues jumping*
W & H: *Scowl*
Q: *Frowns*
N: Why such the long faces, my dears? This is going to be fun!
D: *Still jumping* Yeah! Lot o' fun! What do we gottta do?
N: *Makes a welcome motion as she gestures to the door* Follow me!
A/P/N (Authoress's Pal Note): That can't be good!
G-Boys: *Follow Neko into the break room where Neko's pals are*
SH: Welcome… to EOH! *Bows with a flourish*
A/N: In this scary fic, the G-Boys are torture victims of the EOH (Equal Opportunity Harassing). If they pass, they get to torture! Try and follow the story line (if you can)! R&R, of course!
2 Syonara!
*Neko Akki*
Disclaimer: I own "Neko". She's my creation… the rest are owned by… GET THIS… OTHER PEOPLE! My slave, Daisy, and my muse, Katana, are not in this fic… they want to wish you all a "happy days", because they are on painkillers from the latest experiments… I mean… er… OK… must complete… bye…
Neko: Welcome all! Today's show is all on---
Director pops out of nowhere
Director: Cut! Ok… that was good! From the top!
N: *Growls*
Director: Hey! I am PAYED to do this!
N: I'm hungry! The new victims won't be here for another couple of hours! *Grins*
Director: There are some frozen dinners in the freezer! *Looks relieved*
N: *Jumps up and down and up and down and up and down…* YAY! Frozen dinners! *Goes to freezer* YUM! We got rat, chicken… ooh! Beefy flavor! My favorite! *More jumping but more or less, I'm just lazy* Oh, my Shinigami! My most bestest fave flavor EVER! SALMON! *Yet more jumping but more dramatic… like… UP and DOWN*
Shang Hai walks up
Shang Hai: Hi! What's going on?!
N: Not much. Want a frozen dinner? We got rat, beefy... oh… and some poultry item… maybe quail or pheasant… not sure…
SH: Beefy, please!
N: Ok… *Goes to freezer (which, by the way, if still open because she's really tired and hungry) and pulls out beefy frozen dinner… hums while putting them in the oven*
Director: All right! From the top!
N: *Growls and bares teeth*
Director: OK! Jeez! Grumpy today, are we? *Leaves*
SH: *Hears the oven "ding"*
Oven: Ding!
SH: *Gets the frozen dinners and places them on the table* YUMMY! *Sits down and begins to eat*
N: *Sits down and begins to eat*
Brit and Jessica walk in
Brit: Mm! What smells so good?!
N: Frozen dinners… I've got salmon… Shang Hai has beefy… want one?
Jessica: YEAH! *Goes over to the freezer and pulls out unknown poultry item* Ooh! Is this quail?
SH: We're not sure!
J: *Shrugs* Oh, well!
B: Ooh! I smell some kind of rodent! Yummy! *Goes to freezer and pulls out rat and poultry frozen dinners… puts them in the oven*
After two hours of eating and chatting, as message comes for Neko
Messenger: Miss Neko-san? Five young men are waiting for you in the waiting room.
N: *Jumps up* YAY! *Runs to the waiting room*
In the waiting room…
Chang Wufei: What was our mission again, Heero?
Heero: Not exactly sure. You see, the message just said to come here and we would get further instructions once we've arrived.
Quatre: *A little frightened* Did you guys see the name of this place? It doesn't sound very nice…
Duo: *Remembering name* Yeah! This place is the best! This is the coolest mission EVER!
W: *Scowls*
The door is flung open and Miss Neko enters
N: Welcome! Glad you could be here!
D: *Still giddy from remembering the name, begins to jump up and down* When do we start?
N: Oh, very soon! *Grins*
D: Yeah! *Continues jumping*
W & H: *Scowl*
Q: *Frowns*
N: Why such the long faces, my dears? This is going to be fun!
D: *Still jumping* Yeah! Lot o' fun! What do we gottta do?
N: *Makes a welcome motion as she gestures to the door* Follow me!
A/P/N (Authoress's Pal Note): That can't be good!
G-Boys: *Follow Neko into the break room where Neko's pals are*
SH: Welcome… to EOH! *Bows with a flourish*