A/N - A little fun thing that popped into my head that was inspired by another fandom I write for.
Enjoy!
"Are we there yet?" Parker asked as she tried to look at the atlas.
"Be quiet!" Eliot was losing it. Parker had a broken leg. Thankfully, she wasn't sick. She had been acting like it was the worst injury ever. Eliot was taking her out of town to his cabin just outside of Portland, Oregon to make her rest.
"Come on, we've been in here for hours."
"Don't make me turn this truck around, Parker!
"Eli-ot, I have to pee…"
"Fuck! I told you to go last stop!" In Eliot's defense, he had, but she insisted on getting a Big Gulp drink.
"Get me to a tree or something. I can lean on it."
"Hold your horses."
"I don't have horses to hold. I don't like horses."
"Just deal with it."
"Kill joy."
"Look, there's a McDonald's."
"Maybe we could stop for lunch…" Eliot wondered…
"Nuggets, I want nuggets."
"Or how about a salad?"
"Pshaw. Parker wants nuggets," Parker pouted.
"Quit it already. You can have nuggets."
"Really? Yeay!"
"Sweet and sour sauce okay?"
"Totally."
"Umbrella still in the back?" It had started raining and the umbrella was behind Parker behind the big seat in the cab.
"Victory is mine!" Parker had a Stewie Moment…
"Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink," Eliot thought as he went around the back of the truck to open Parker's door.
"Xyst is a word and 13 points in Words with Friends…" Parker happened to be playing with Hardison online as she sat in a booth resting her leg.
"You want dessert?" Eliot asked. He shouldn't have asked; she was too wrapped up in beating Hardison's score.
"Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah Zip-A Dee-Ay!" Parker spoke as the food came with Eliot to the table.
Two weeks later…
"Zero patience left here, Sophie… Help!" Eliot said into his iPad.
"You can do this on your own…" Sophie replied and hung up.
"Xanax all gone… Right into the toilet... Oops," Parker said loud enough for Eliot to hear in his bedroom.
"Whoa Parker, you can't just flush medication down the toilet!"
"Very funny… Since when?"
"Up there in that head of yours, is there anything working?"
"Tuesday is Wednesday."
"Somebody better get up here soon, or I'm gonna wring her neck with my bare hands," Eliot spoke into his com device.
"Right, take a right there, Nate," Sophie said as she gave Nate directions after Eliot's outburst…
"Quickly guys, Eliot's losing it…" Parker voiced into her com.
"Parker, oh Parker, I'm gonna get you..." Eliot began so sound creepy like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and it started to scare Parker.
"Open this door right now…"
"Not on the hairs on your chinny chin chin…"
"Mama Mia!" Sophie said as she saw the destruction in the house.
"Love that movie…" Parker added into her com ear bud.
"Kill Bill would be better, Eliot would like that," Hardison spoke.
"Just what the grifter ordered…" Nate said as he hooked up the flat-screen television to Eliot's wall with Hardison's Netflix help.
"I want cereal."
"Have Hardison run out and go get some!" Eliot yelled from his bedroom. He was trying to rest now that the cavalry had arrived.
"Get more groceries too!" Came from Parker.
"Fun, how'd I get roped into shopping. I hate shopping!" Hardison said as he took Nate's car back down the mountain to hit the nearest store.
"Eliot, are you my friend?" Parker questioned the hitter as she leaned against the doorframe.
"Dammit Parker!" His first comment, but then after he thought about it for a short span of time. "Yes, I think so."
"Cool. I have a boyfriend now."
"But… Fuck. Hardison's gonna have a coronary."
"Ah, ah, ah… No getting out of it now," Parker giggled through narrowed eyes.