This is a story about Steve from Minecraft. He has a sleepover birthday party and invites all his friends, including me. I recently got there, but I brought him some sairoxian jewels he called "diamonds" or something and gave me some green ones. I made a mine to get more and struck some gray stuff instead. He'd struck some "diamonds" and wanted some sort of "iron," so we switched mines.
Anyway, his birthday was coming up and we had more than enough stuff for ourselves, so he wrote this invitation and told me to give one to all his listed friends.
Dear friends.
This is an invitation to a sleepover birthday party at my house. I will be providing the cakes. Here is the list of the party guests:
Zombie #196 (because he's the only zombie who's never attacked me)
Zippy the pig (because he always lets me ride his back)
Mr(s?). cow (because he [she?] always lets me get lots of bucketfuls of milk)
Dr. Cluck (because she always gives me lots of eggs for cake)
Baa (because he somehow always gives me wool and grows it right back)
My faithful dog, Maneater (if he attacks you, jump on his back)
Skelli (because he taught me archery and tamed Maneater for me)
Invincicreeper, the creeper that doesn't die when he blows up
Spider #969 (because he always gives me free string)
My new friend Sairos (he delivered these invitations)
And me, of course, Steve.
I'd like to see you all there!
P.S. don't let Enderman, Herobrine, or Wither Skell come!
In a week, we'll have four activities, but right now I'm tired because some of these guys sleep in the day, so…
Good day!