In an alternate universe~

An: Ever wonder what our favorite DBZ charecters would be like in an in an alternate universe well I did. After long thought and consideration and help from my friends SHA-BAM this idea was born. :) enjoy

Disclaimer: I dont own DBZ buh I do own Gohan :-P and he owns all of you

In an Alternate Universe...

Trunks: Trunks is a Suicidal, Scrawny boy. His hobbies are Sulking, Sobbing, and Cutting.

Pan: Pan is a quiet and shy cat lover.

Gohan: Very Vegeta-Like, carnivorous

Videl: a stripper

Goten: A Pedophile that raped a burrito

Bra: Overweight tomboy

Goku: He would be an anorexic blonde...female

Chi-Chi: Understanding wife (bull shit) that is a therapist

Vegeta: Playboy

Bulma: Ditzy Redhead

Tien: a cyclone (one eye) thats blind

Yamcha: a bologna sandwich

Android 18: a cheerleader who thinks she is a teenager

Android 17: Homosexual

Cell: a cell! ( single celled organism) way too small to see with naked eye

Frieza: Puppy Lover

Brolly: Rapper named "The B Man"

Buu: a mexican masked wrestler named "The Gum-globinator!"

Ubb: a villain named "Ubby-Man" Um for short

Shenron: a frog/lizard cross breed

Marron: Honey Boo Boo Child (Look her up)

Valese: A good for nothing whore that is dating a corn dog (oops thats real life) she would be dead. BRAXGOTEN 4 LIFE

Marai Trunks: Closet Perv

Krillen: Invincible (yet still dies)

Master Roshi: a gay, little boy

Ooblong: a boar that eats bacon

Ox King: A fairy princess

Chiatzu: a super hero

Ginyu Force: a group of Trannys

Piccolo: a Hormonal Woman

King Kai: stand up comedian (actually funny)

Dende: Lord of Darkness

Kami: surfer dude

: Hippie/King of the bunnies

Grand Elder: Mime named Charlie

Baby: a fangirling Twi-Fan

An: Well review and let me know what ya think!