In an alternate universe~
An: Ever wonder what our favorite DBZ charecters would be like in an in an alternate universe well I did. After long thought and consideration and help from my friends SHA-BAM this idea was born. :) enjoy
Disclaimer: I dont own DBZ buh I do own Gohan :-P and he owns all of you
In an Alternate Universe...
Trunks: Trunks is a Suicidal, Scrawny boy. His hobbies are Sulking, Sobbing, and Cutting.
Pan: Pan is a quiet and shy cat lover.
Gohan: Very Vegeta-Like, carnivorous
Videl: a stripper
Goten: A Pedophile that raped a burrito
Bra: Overweight tomboy
Goku: He would be an anorexic blonde...female
Chi-Chi: Understanding wife (bull shit) that is a therapist
Vegeta: Playboy
Bulma: Ditzy Redhead
Tien: a cyclone (one eye) thats blind
Yamcha: a bologna sandwich
Android 18: a cheerleader who thinks she is a teenager
Android 17: Homosexual
Cell: a cell! ( single celled organism) way too small to see with naked eye
Frieza: Puppy Lover
Brolly: Rapper named "The B Man"
Buu: a mexican masked wrestler named "The Gum-globinator!"
Ubb: a villain named "Ubby-Man" Um for short
Shenron: a frog/lizard cross breed
Marron: Honey Boo Boo Child (Look her up)
Valese: A good for nothing whore that is dating a corn dog (oops thats real life) she would be dead. BRAXGOTEN 4 LIFE
Marai Trunks: Closet Perv
Krillen: Invincible (yet still dies)
Master Roshi: a gay, little boy
Ooblong: a boar that eats bacon
Ox King: A fairy princess
Chiatzu: a super hero
Ginyu Force: a group of Trannys
Piccolo: a Hormonal Woman
King Kai: stand up comedian (actually funny)
Dende: Lord of Darkness
Kami: surfer dude
: Hippie/King of the bunnies
Grand Elder: Mime named Charlie
Baby: a fangirling Twi-Fan
An: Well review and let me know what ya think!
