An: so while having a conversation with my friend and who she ships with France, this come up. France/Sowing Machine. You know who you are... =_= well here's your story, enjoy~


France was depressed. All his lovers left him for someone else. All the things he loved now have no purpose to him.

As he was wondering around his house he found this old sowing machine. 'This sowing machine... It's quite old, let's see if it still works.' France thought to himself and he walked over to it and turned it on.

It worked perfectly. "Oh my god..." he started, "I-I-I..."

"I love you~!" France's eyes turned large and happy.

This machine then became his girlfriend.

Then his fiancée...

Then his wife...

Everyone thought he was crazy, but he didn't care. He was happy.

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OKay yes this was crappy and crackish... it sucks. and for thoses of you who are reading Teaching the french, the next update might take a while. stupid writers block is stupid =_= so yeah... sorry. ummmm, im sorry again that this sucks... review?