A/N: For owluvr's Mother's day contest. I got Walburga Black.
I don't understand Sirius. He is imperfect. Nothing like dear Regulus. For mother's day Regulus got me a book; A guide to keeping your blood pure. All Sirius got me was a dead mouse. HOW DARE HE! I am considering disowning him ALREADY. He is only nine. But oh, how I love Regulus. He obeys the rules, he listens and he loves being a pure – blood. Sirius is a waste of space. I hope he doesn't grow up to be A FILTHY BLOOD TRAITOR WHO MARRIES MUDBLOODS WHO ARE OH SO UNWORTHY!
"Mother, would you like a foot rub?" Did someone say foot rub?
"Yes, I would. Thank you, Regulus. KREACHER! GET ME SOME TEA AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!" See. Regulus is so thoughtful. He will be the finest Slytherin around, except for me, and of course, Salazar himself. I do hope Kreacher hurries up. I do get tired of waiting for him. Anyway, Regulus is AMAZING! He already knows about not marrying filthy mud bloods. Oh, the shame they bring to us.
"Mother?" Is that Regulus? Oh, isn't he charming!
"Yes, Regulus." Oh, there's Kreacher. "FINALLY!" How long can it take him? A month?
"Do you love me? Because you always yell at everyone else." Oh dear! Yes yes yes yes yes!
"Of course I do!" Oh dear. I'm a bad mum! NO! Not to my darling little Regulus! Do I not love enough? Ahhhhhhh! Wait, Kreacher can't see me like this!
"GO AWAY, KREACHER!" good. Now that's done, I can get back to loving Regulus.
"I love you more than anything in the world." What's this? Oh, right. A kiss.
"I love you too." Oh, isn't he great, and caring! Oh, I just can't wait to see what lucky cousin gets him. He's just so spectacular. He is a true, wonderful, proud Black. He is Loyal, Brave, Smart and a wonderful Leader! I am blessed to have such a wonderful son. I think I am going to lecture Sirius now. About showing me some respect. I'm his mother, and it's mother's day after all.