Ron 1/2
By Parareru
Disclaimer: Kim Possible and crew are owned by Disney. (Who had better keep producing the show until we have as many seasons as the Simpsons.) Ranma 1/2 and crew are owned by Rumiko Takahashi. SO to repeat I own neither of these.
Chapter 1: The Mystical Monkey Talisman
Lord Montgomery Fiske, more colloquially known to his colleagues and enemies as the villain Monkey Fist, was in a happy mood. An extremely happy mood. "Attend to me, my monkey ninjas!" he yelled as he let out peal after peal of laughter. Instantly several monkeys clothed in traditional ninja garb appeared kneeling at his feet.
"I have finally located the Mystical Monkey Talisman!" Monkey Fist gloated. "Soon ultimate power will be MINE!" The monkey ninjas looked at him expectantly, waiting for their lord to reveal his plan.
"Come!" Monkey Fist commanded. "We travel to village of Chinese Amazons."
***
"Naco!" Rufus cheered happily as he and Ron dove simultaneously into the Mexican creation of Ron Stoppable. Both teen and naked mole rat stuffed the mass of nachos, cheese, meat and salsa into their respective mouths as fast as possible. Ron suddenly paused in devouring his portion of the meal and looked across the booth at his best friend smiling wryly at him, her plate untouched.
"Not hungry, KP?" Ron asked around his mouthful of food.
Kim Possible, redheaded teen hero, stifled a laugh at the sight of Ron's face covered with bits of naco as he hunched over his plate protectively with part of his naco in hand. A scene from Beauty and the Beast instantly came to mind. "Ron, I've only just sat down," Kim laughed, unable to contain herself any longer.
"Mine!" Rufus squeaked as he bounded from Ron's now empty plate over to Kim's, as yet untouched, chimerito. Kim swiftly scooped her imperiled lunch out of the way of the ravenous creature. "Oh," Rufus pouted as he landed on the empty plate.
"Sorry, Rufus," Kim said as she finally took a bite. "But you already had your lunch," Kim quirked an eyebrow over at Ron, who was still looking at her. "And apparently Ron's too," she added as she took another bite and point one slender finger at Ron.
At her prompt Ron looked down at his now empty plate. "Hey," he protested as he glared at Rufus.
Rufus spread his paws in apology. "Sorry," he said automatically, not at all contrite.
"So, KP," Ron began as he wiped a napkin across his face. "Long weekend and no mission..." A familiar beep chimed in before Ron could complete his thought. "Never fails," he sighed as Kim pulled out the Kimmunicator.
"What's the sitch, Wade?"
"Monkey Fist was just spotted in China!"
"China? What's in China?" Kim asked.
"Some sort of mystical Monkey Talisman, apparently," Wade answered. Ron perked up at that last bit of information and listened attentively.
"Well, that certainly fits," Kim muttered. "Any idea on what the Monkey Talisman does?"
"No clue at all, just a reference to some village of Amazons."
"Okay, Wade. Can you set up a ride for us?"
"Already done," Wade replied.
***
"Blast! Where's that damnable village!" Monkey Fist howled. "Where on earth am I NOW?!"
Somewhere nearby a bandanna clad youth paused, feeling a nagging sense of déjà vu. Ryoga Hibiki shrugged his shoulders and continued on his journey to Furinkan High.
***
"Here honorable sir and ma'am we come to legendary training ground of cursed springs Jusenkyo," Kim and Ron's guide informed them as they came to a valley dotted with dozens of springs.
"At least it's not Lake Wannaweep," Ron muttered as he looked out at the scenery. Every single spring that dotted the valley had several bamboo poles rising out of the water. If it wasn't for the name the place would make a very nice tourist spot.
"Is very dangerous to fall in springs," the guide was warning them.
"Excellent," an urbane voice cut in. "Then it's the perfect place to finally defeat my arch foe."
"Monkey Fist!" Kim shouted as she whirled around ready for battle.
"Monkey Ninjas! Deal with the cheerleader!" Monkey Fist ordered. "The buffoon is mine."
"Bring it on, Monty," Ron retorted as he dropped into a fighting stance and began making monkey noises as he affected different poses.
"Wait, Ron's your arch foe?" Kim asked in confusion before the Monkey Ninjas were on top of her.
"Uh huh," Rufus answered before he leapt into the fray with a naked mole rat battle cry and challenged several monkey ninjas at once.
Kim kicked, punched, dodged, blocked and rolled in the mass of Monkey Ninjas swarming around her and caught a glimpse of Ron holding his own against Monkey Fist.
'When did Ron get so good,' Kim wondered as she ducked a flying monkey and slammed another into the ground.
"Tai Shing Pek Qua," the Jusenkyo guide murmured to himself as Monkey Fist and Ron flew at each other in attack. "Mr. Customers, is very dangerous to fight near springs!" the guide yelled.
Ron and Monkey Fist exchanged blows, the latter becoming even more infuriated at their stalemate. The hairless rodent and cheerleader were clearly gaining the upper hand against his Monkey Ninjas and would be along to aid the buffoon in mere moments. Monkey Fist snarled in frustration. He was a master of Monkey Kung Fu! No mere novice should have been able to fight him to a standstill and while making those damnable monkey sounds no less!
Out of the corner of his eye Monkey Fist saw a bamboo pole lying discarded on the ground. He made several backflips gauged so that he would land right on top of the pole and smiled in anticipation as Ron charged at him. Moving quickly he grabbed the makeshift staff in his feet and sent it spinning to tangle up in Ron's legs. Ron gave a surprised yelp as he lost his footing and tumbled head first into one of the springs.
"Aiyah!" the Jusenkyo guide screamed as Monkey Fist bounded away laughing.
"Another time, buffoon!" Monkey Fist yelled. "Monkey Ninjas, to me!" Instantly the fallen Monkey Ninjas clambered to their feet and leapt to follow their master.
"Ron?!" Kim yelled as she raced for the pool Ron had fallen in.
The Jusenkyo guide grabbed hold of Kim's arm before she could dive in to fish Ron out. "No! Must not go in! Your friend he fall into Spring of Drowned..."
A/N: I think I'll leave it there as a cliffhanger. Yes, I know evil.
Any votes on what the Spring should be? Girl, Monkey, Elephant, Nissan Pathfinder? I think I'll try working a lighter vein while I continue work on A Can of Worms. Till next time!
Disclaimer: Kim Possible and crew are owned by Disney. (Who had better keep producing the show until we have as many seasons as the Simpsons.) Ranma 1/2 and crew are owned by Rumiko Takahashi. SO to repeat I own neither of these.
Chapter 1: The Mystical Monkey Talisman
Lord Montgomery Fiske, more colloquially known to his colleagues and enemies as the villain Monkey Fist, was in a happy mood. An extremely happy mood. "Attend to me, my monkey ninjas!" he yelled as he let out peal after peal of laughter. Instantly several monkeys clothed in traditional ninja garb appeared kneeling at his feet.
"I have finally located the Mystical Monkey Talisman!" Monkey Fist gloated. "Soon ultimate power will be MINE!" The monkey ninjas looked at him expectantly, waiting for their lord to reveal his plan.
"Come!" Monkey Fist commanded. "We travel to village of Chinese Amazons."
***
"Naco!" Rufus cheered happily as he and Ron dove simultaneously into the Mexican creation of Ron Stoppable. Both teen and naked mole rat stuffed the mass of nachos, cheese, meat and salsa into their respective mouths as fast as possible. Ron suddenly paused in devouring his portion of the meal and looked across the booth at his best friend smiling wryly at him, her plate untouched.
"Not hungry, KP?" Ron asked around his mouthful of food.
Kim Possible, redheaded teen hero, stifled a laugh at the sight of Ron's face covered with bits of naco as he hunched over his plate protectively with part of his naco in hand. A scene from Beauty and the Beast instantly came to mind. "Ron, I've only just sat down," Kim laughed, unable to contain herself any longer.
"Mine!" Rufus squeaked as he bounded from Ron's now empty plate over to Kim's, as yet untouched, chimerito. Kim swiftly scooped her imperiled lunch out of the way of the ravenous creature. "Oh," Rufus pouted as he landed on the empty plate.
"Sorry, Rufus," Kim said as she finally took a bite. "But you already had your lunch," Kim quirked an eyebrow over at Ron, who was still looking at her. "And apparently Ron's too," she added as she took another bite and point one slender finger at Ron.
At her prompt Ron looked down at his now empty plate. "Hey," he protested as he glared at Rufus.
Rufus spread his paws in apology. "Sorry," he said automatically, not at all contrite.
"So, KP," Ron began as he wiped a napkin across his face. "Long weekend and no mission..." A familiar beep chimed in before Ron could complete his thought. "Never fails," he sighed as Kim pulled out the Kimmunicator.
"What's the sitch, Wade?"
"Monkey Fist was just spotted in China!"
"China? What's in China?" Kim asked.
"Some sort of mystical Monkey Talisman, apparently," Wade answered. Ron perked up at that last bit of information and listened attentively.
"Well, that certainly fits," Kim muttered. "Any idea on what the Monkey Talisman does?"
"No clue at all, just a reference to some village of Amazons."
"Okay, Wade. Can you set up a ride for us?"
"Already done," Wade replied.
***
"Blast! Where's that damnable village!" Monkey Fist howled. "Where on earth am I NOW?!"
Somewhere nearby a bandanna clad youth paused, feeling a nagging sense of déjà vu. Ryoga Hibiki shrugged his shoulders and continued on his journey to Furinkan High.
***
"Here honorable sir and ma'am we come to legendary training ground of cursed springs Jusenkyo," Kim and Ron's guide informed them as they came to a valley dotted with dozens of springs.
"At least it's not Lake Wannaweep," Ron muttered as he looked out at the scenery. Every single spring that dotted the valley had several bamboo poles rising out of the water. If it wasn't for the name the place would make a very nice tourist spot.
"Is very dangerous to fall in springs," the guide was warning them.
"Excellent," an urbane voice cut in. "Then it's the perfect place to finally defeat my arch foe."
"Monkey Fist!" Kim shouted as she whirled around ready for battle.
"Monkey Ninjas! Deal with the cheerleader!" Monkey Fist ordered. "The buffoon is mine."
"Bring it on, Monty," Ron retorted as he dropped into a fighting stance and began making monkey noises as he affected different poses.
"Wait, Ron's your arch foe?" Kim asked in confusion before the Monkey Ninjas were on top of her.
"Uh huh," Rufus answered before he leapt into the fray with a naked mole rat battle cry and challenged several monkey ninjas at once.
Kim kicked, punched, dodged, blocked and rolled in the mass of Monkey Ninjas swarming around her and caught a glimpse of Ron holding his own against Monkey Fist.
'When did Ron get so good,' Kim wondered as she ducked a flying monkey and slammed another into the ground.
"Tai Shing Pek Qua," the Jusenkyo guide murmured to himself as Monkey Fist and Ron flew at each other in attack. "Mr. Customers, is very dangerous to fight near springs!" the guide yelled.
Ron and Monkey Fist exchanged blows, the latter becoming even more infuriated at their stalemate. The hairless rodent and cheerleader were clearly gaining the upper hand against his Monkey Ninjas and would be along to aid the buffoon in mere moments. Monkey Fist snarled in frustration. He was a master of Monkey Kung Fu! No mere novice should have been able to fight him to a standstill and while making those damnable monkey sounds no less!
Out of the corner of his eye Monkey Fist saw a bamboo pole lying discarded on the ground. He made several backflips gauged so that he would land right on top of the pole and smiled in anticipation as Ron charged at him. Moving quickly he grabbed the makeshift staff in his feet and sent it spinning to tangle up in Ron's legs. Ron gave a surprised yelp as he lost his footing and tumbled head first into one of the springs.
"Aiyah!" the Jusenkyo guide screamed as Monkey Fist bounded away laughing.
"Another time, buffoon!" Monkey Fist yelled. "Monkey Ninjas, to me!" Instantly the fallen Monkey Ninjas clambered to their feet and leapt to follow their master.
"Ron?!" Kim yelled as she raced for the pool Ron had fallen in.
The Jusenkyo guide grabbed hold of Kim's arm before she could dive in to fish Ron out. "No! Must not go in! Your friend he fall into Spring of Drowned..."
A/N: I think I'll leave it there as a cliffhanger. Yes, I know evil.
Any votes on what the Spring should be? Girl, Monkey, Elephant, Nissan Pathfinder? I think I'll try working a lighter vein while I continue work on A Can of Worms. Till next time!