A/N: OMG YAYYY! My second South Park Kyle fanfic! This was totally inspired by http:// seaouryou. deviantart. com/art /Kyle-is-a-dork-364012022 only instead of Stan, it's Ashley. Yes, the same Ashley from "Wake Up."

I don't own South Park, but I do love that show!!!

Kyle whispered into her ear something about goats and carts. Ashley giggled, not because of what he had said, but the way he said it. Kyle was trying so hard to sound sexy for her.

Ashley loved it when he spoke Hebrew because most of the time she understood what he had said. She didn't have the heart to tell him that his mother taught her. A gasp escaped her lips as Kyle began nibbling on the sweet spot on her neck.

Kyle whispered to her again, this time in English, "Ashley, are you sure you want to do this?" His emerald eyes held certain reluctance as he hovered over her wearing nothing but his dreidel and Star of David boxers.

Ashley looked down at her own undergarments and bit back a giggle, it wasn't until that moment that she realized her bra and panties matched his boxers. "Yes Kyle, I'm sure. Your parents and Ike aren't home yet, so why not?"

Kyle smiled and unhooked her bra. Ashley's face turned pink as Kyle began pulling her panties down. She could tell he was nervous as he pulled down his boxers.

Ashley made sure their phones were off, and in that short amount of time, someone had silently made their way up the stairs. They stood at Kyle's door and listened as the teens moaned and said each other's names for just over an hour. They almost opened the door when Ashley screamed Kyle's name.

"Oh my god Kyle, that was amazing." Ashley panted as they cuddled close under the covers of his bed. Kyle just pulled her closer and buried his face in her hair, too tired to speak.

The person at the door decided it was time to make their presence known by knocking on Kyle's bedroom door. "Kyle, it's your dad, Mom wanted me to tell you not to worry, and that Ike's dentist appointment was pushed back an hour, so they won't be home yet. Son, I hope you two used protection."

The teens stared at one another in shock and fear. They glanced over at the bedside table and groaned. The condom they were going to use was sitting there, still in the wrapper.

"Shit Kyle, what do we do? How could we forget something so important?" Ashley began having a mini panic attack while Kyle tried to calm her down. He tried not to show that he was nervous too. What would happen if he got Ashley pregnant? He knew exactly what would happen; his mother would kill them both.

Yay! Whadda think? A review would be nice. I'm thinking of making this a two- maybe even three -shot. Let me know if I should.