A/N It's me! I'm back with another meme-fic! Or meme poems. Whatever. I'm trying to get back into writing and this is the only thing my stupid brain wants to do. So enjoy the madness!
Based on the 'i lik the bred' meme. Some have the alternate spelling, some do not. I got lazy. Fight me.
Carson
My name is Carson
And wen its nite
I take the silver
I shine it brite
But here she coms
Spark of my life
I take her hand
I kis my wife
Elsie
My name is Elsie
I keep the keys
Keep secrets to
Guard what I see
But here we are
No more apart
I take his hand
He steals my heart
Robert
My name is Robert
And wen its day
I take the kids
Outside to play
Here coms Tia
Attention hog
I soon give in
I pet the dog
Mary
My name is Mary
And wen I ride
I am the best
I cannot hide
But if you choose
Nites in my bed
I am afraid
You'll soon be ded
Henry
My name is Henry
And wen its day
My car goes fast
What can I say
I like to race
Go fast and far
I come in first
I kis my car
Edith*
My name is Edith
I'm such a drag
Altho I rite
For my own mag
I have secrets
No one can noe
That I am just
A massive ho
Spratt
My name is Spratt
And wen its nite
I take my pen
I start to rite
Latest fashions
All I do noe
No, you can't read!
Denker, you ho!
Denker
My name is Denker
And thru the day
I do just what
My Lady say
But I can't help
To bully Spratt
He's nothing more
Than a dull prat!
Mrs. Patmore
My name is Cook
And wen its dark
I wake maids up
I yell and bark
We have no time
For dozy heads
Start that fire
And bake that bred!
Daisy
My name is Daisy
And wen I wake
The kitchen waits
The food to make
But soon my thoughts
They turn to books
I stir the pot
Ideas cook
Molesley
My name is Molesley
And wen its nite
I turn my hed
To stars so brite
I make a wish
I hope and pray
I slip and fall
It's not my day
Mr. Barrow
My name is Barrow
I love to plot
For good or ill
Oh I care not
I'm only here
For just one bloke
Why yes, it's me
Care for a smoke?
Matthew
My name is Matthew
My heart it breaks
My wife and I
A child can't make
Oh my goodness!
A son! Behold!
I guess I should
Have watched the road
Isobel
My name is Isobel
I came to fight
For ev'rything
I think is right
I will not stop
I will not bend
Well I suppose
We can be friends
Violet
My name is Violet
I cannot stand
These awful rhymes
That think they're grand
I know good verse
This isn't it
Oh stop it, Jess
You have no wit!
A/N 2 I may add more characters later. If you like these maybe leave a review. And if you have a request for other characters, I might write a "bredlik" poem for them, too. Just let me know.
*Edith treated the Drewes like crap. Fight me.