Warning: this is Yaoi, boyxboy, all that fun jazz Just a litte Oneshot i felt like writing, don't ask me why XD Kinda explicit, so yeah, read at your own discretion! You have been warned!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, except the crazy ideas that come out of mind involving two of the sexiest boys in Hogwarts XD
AN: I was bored and just to let you know, 'Pididle (Pah-di-dle) is a game where if you see a car with a missing headlight you hit the top of the roof and say 'Pididle' before someone else does, the boys take it a step above the normal game XD (and btw it is something I have played before, (not quite as far as the boys have gone XD) but anyway, hope everyone enjoys! ) R&R! Please!
"I'm bored Harry...how long is this drive going to take anyway!" Draco complained staring at the dark road before him and wished his glare was powerful enough to make it go away. He heard Harry sigh
"A few more hours. Promise." Draco groaned
"You said that last time!" he exclaimed. Harry passed him a grin.
"Sorry, but it's true. Think of something else while I drive, and it'll make the trip there a bit shorter."
Draco pouted. It was all Harry's idea to take a trip to the America's and visit the west. Bloody hell, all Draco wanted to do for their anniversary was fuck the boy senseless. But No. Instead they were here. In the middle of nowhere. Trapped in a car, with nothing to do.
Harry turned the radio off. "Wanna sing 'One Hundred bottle of beer on the Wall?'" he suggested chirpily.
"Dear God no. No singing!" Draco said, putting his hands to his face.
"We could have just apparated…or flown or…something! We didn't need to drive out there!" he suddenly exploded, angrily.
Harry glanced over his way, and said, "Well…I just thought it would be nice…"
"Nice my ass…"
"Pididle!" Harry suddenly exclaimed, hitting the roof of the car with the back of his hand.
"Have you gone mental, Harry?" Draco asked staring at him.
"No, it's a muggle game," Harry explained. "If there's a car with a headlight missing, they shout Pididle. The person who loses…" Harry looked over at him with a wide grin, "Loses an article of clothing."
"Stupid muggles. I am not playing this game."
"Oh come on, you're the one who said you were bored!" Harry exclaimed, switching lanes with a suddenness that caused the Slytherin to grab the 'oh shit' bar.
"Are you trying to kill me!"
"Relax, Drake." Harry soothed. "Now, as I was saying, take the shirt off."
"I don't have to!" Draco whined.
Harry glanced over at him with a grin, "Afraid you're going to lose?" he asked maliciously, deliberately goading him. At that, the Slytherin immediately ripped his shirt off.
"No." snarled the Slytherin. Harry bit his tongue. It would be hard to keep his hands off Malfoy now.
"Oh Come on! I saw that one first!" Draco roared in frustration.
"You have to say 'Pididle' and then hit the roof before I do!" Harry snickered. Draco glared at him while removing a shoe and throwing it in the back.
"You are so going to pay—Pididle!" He managed. Harry's grin faded while Draco smirked, and the Gryffindor managed to throw his shirt in the back.
"Don't get to cocky, Drake; you're still losing." Harry said stroking a hand down Draco's bare arm. The Slytherin huffed before crossing his arms angrily, but he kept his eyes peeled for the next headlight-less car.
Three hours later
"You know, you could just admit that I won." Harry said as they pulled into a rest stop. No one was around as it was three in the morning. Draco had lost every piece of clothing except his boxers and was pouting furiously. Harry had managed only to lose his shirt and both his shoes (how he'd ever managed taking them off without killing them both was a mystery). The blond man threw him a glare. Harry contained his snicker and stroked a hand over Draco's cheek.
"Aw, you can't possibly be that mad at me?" he asked seductively.
"Well if it wasn't for this stupid game and this stupid trip and your stupid muggle ways, I wouldn't be!" Draco replied hotly, Harry dipped his hand down his spine and Draco glared at him. Harry only leaned over to turn the engine off.
"How can I make it up to you then?" he asked, flicking his tongue out to the shell of Draco's ear. Draco pouted.
"I'm still mad at you." he replied huffily.
"Ah, but Drake, I got you naked, and I'm almost naked…" Harry whispered huskily, while sliding his hand down Draco's spine teasing at the small of his back.
"We did not drive all this way to get naked and have good fucking." Draco said in exasperation.
"No, but it does help with the passage of time."
"We could of done that at home!" Draco said rolling his eyes. Harry's green eyes caught his; they weren't exactly the most innocent things in the world either. Draco breath caught, as he felt a rough hand petting down his stomach to land on his upper thigh.
"What, afraid to get caught? We're in the middle of nowhere, and we have magic. Come on Draco I know you want to fuck me." purred the Gryffindor. Draco licked his lips. Ok, that was all he wanted to do…He attempted to glare at Harry, but it wasn't working, and the green eyes sparkled back at him with mischief and lust.
"Of course not!" Draco said angrily as he comprehended Harry's words. Harry withdrew his hand.
"So you don't want to fuck me?" he asked his expression turning sad. Draco narrowed his eyes and yanked Harry's face to his in a hungry kiss. Gleefully Harry returned it. Draco forced his tongue into he waiting mouth, thinkin 'you play with the damn fire you're going to get burned,' but his mind was pretty much gone as Harry scrambled over to the seat and straddled his lap, yanking on the seat lever forcing it all the back. Draco made a muffled sound of surprise but the lips at his caused him to ignore it immediately and he groaned arching up into the hot body on top of his. Harry nuzzled his face against Draco's.
"So love, right here, right now, in the middle of nowhere?" he purred, rolling his hips, and knowing Draco would readily accept.
"Fuck Harry…" Draco murmured into the lips, trying to undo Harry's trousers as quickly as he could. Harry grinned against the lips before kissing him heatedly shimmying out of his pants as well as he could in the position over his body. Everything was off of Harry, the blond suddenly grabbed Harry's hands before he could remove his boxers.
"You lost all your clothes before me." he said with a wide smirk, "So that means I win". Harry stared at him then rolled his eyes.
"We're not playing that game anymore." he growled.
"What game are we playing now?" Draco asked flicking his tongue to caress Harry's cheek.
"We're playing the 'fuck me senseless' game." Harry replied straining against Draco's grip.
"See, I like this game, so much better then the other stupid one." Draco continued, nipping Harry's bottom lip.
"Without the stupid one, we wouldn't have come to the compromising position." Harry burred in annoyance as Draco refused to let his hands go. "Draaaccoo…" Harry wanted to feel skin on skin and not the annoying cloth of his lover's boxers.
"What?" Draco asked innocently. Harry meshed their mouths together in a hard, demanding kiss, and Draco accidentally let go one of the hands. It was all Harry needed to rip the boxers all the way off and throw them somewhere in the car. As their cocks slid together, both moaned into each to each other mouths. Harry pressed something in his hand while deepening the kiss, feeling up the pale chest. Draco bucked his hips upward with a groan as fingers twisted and teased at his nipples. Breaking the kiss Draco stared at the bottle of lube for his lover. He grinned before trailing his fingers down Harry's neck and pushing his chest back so that the Gryffindors back was pressed against the dashboard, his legs were on either side of his hips, their cocks teased together. He lubed up a few fingers leaning forward pressing them into Harry entrance.
"What's taking so long, Draco?" Harry growled, his eyes lustfully staring into his.
"Impatient are we?" he asked as he slid his fingers over the hole waiting for his cock.
"Draco…" Harry started, but the pale slim hand jerked at his cock causing Harry to throw back his head in pleasure. Draco slid his fingers in swiftly; his writhing Harry was almost too much to bear. Harry arched with a shuddering cry.
"You like it right there?" Draco asked, scissoring his fingers and curling to find the spot again.
"Yes—Draco come on!" Harry exclaimed. Draco pulled his fingers from Harry's body, suddenly pushing Harry's hips up squeezing the lovely ass in his fingers.
"D-Draco!"
The blond had pushed himself base deep into Harry's body, and they sat there for a few moments, Draco was breathing a bit harder as the heat and tightness encased him. Harry urged him on.
"Move…Drake…" Harry murmured. Draco moved up in his lover slowly, holding onto the thighs and digging his nails in. Harry moaned leaned hard on Draco's body, pulling the ex-Slytherin forward to give him a hard wanton kiss. The angle caused an explosion of pleasure escape around the heated kiss from Harry's mouth. Draco kissed back, swallowing the sweet cries as he made love to Harry.
"Harder…please…" Harry managed. Draco jerked his hips up at the words and Harry's head fell into his shoulder, a hiss of pleasure escaping.
"You're so lovely like this, so tight and hot.." Draco groaned in his ear his hand reaching between Harry's legs stroking the weeping cock in time with his hard thrusts. He nipped not so gently at Harry's throat, knowing it would leave marks.
"Draco…" Harry started. The slap of skin on skin and groans filled the dark car. Harry clutched his shoulders.
"Not yet, Harry." Draco growled.
"Draco.." Harry started again, eyes filled with passion and lust, he rode harder down into the blond.
"Oh fuck.." Draco whispered falling back in the chair as raven haired man rode down into him. It was so bloody hot, thighs strained in the awkward position, Harry jerked his head up and pinned Draco eyes with his own. The Ex-Gryffindor was panting, his mouth partially open, the pink tongue darted out to lick his lips.
"I can't…Draco…" He began, the Slytherin plunged a few times more feeling the tight passage begin the tighten and pulse at the beginnings of Harry's orgasm.
"Draco!" Harry shouted. The blond in question grabbed Harry around the waist arching up as Harry came, Draco soon followed. Harry fell on Draco still gasping. Draco let a smile flick over his face nuzzling his face up against Harry's as he tried to calm his beating heart.
"Mm-mmm." Harry said with a low sigh. "Happy anniversary." He said finally after several moments. Draco smiled wrapped his arms around the chest,
"Happy anniversary to you, too." He murmured, then added, "Is that all you wanted to do on this drive?"
"Yeah." he admitted. "We can apparate afterwards if you want." Harry replied tiredly.
"Nah, I wanna play Pididle again tonight." Draco murmured closing his eyes, he heard Harry laugh into his neck.
"Whatever you want love."
Draco smiled as he fished his wand out of the cracks of the seat, encasing the car in an illusion charm just incase they slept in the morning, and muttering a cleaning spell as well.
"Sleep well." he whispered finally. There was a light snore in reply. Draco closed his eyes all the way and snuggled against the warm body. So maybe the trip wasn't that bad of an idea after all.
XD Lol, hope everyone enjoyed this little oneshot! R&R! Actually, now it's a TwoShot XD Enjoy!
