Twilight Alternate Ending

by cloud932

A kind of parody if you like, it's much how I'd have liked the saga to have ended...after the first chapter to be precise.

The True Ending To The Twillight Saga- Very Short Story

And Obama realised that the town of Forks was inhabited by hordes of pussy,sparkly vampires, emo,paedophilic wolves and plain looking, whiny bitches and decided to nuke the town of Forks, thus ridding the world of the plague created by Stephanie Meyer. An American president actually helping the world, who would have guessed, I guess he can.