Sasuke, aged 10 years older than the present, jumped triumphantly from some bushes to confront his foes.
Itachi and Kisame stood before him.
Sasuke readied a kunai and struck a dramatic pose, pointing at Itachi.
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha, you killed my family, prepare to die!"
Suddenly four small pink-haired children armed with kunais jumped from the bushes to stand next to their father.
Itachi stared at the children, "Oy, brother… Have they put you in charge of the little girl squad now?"
Suddenly one of the children shot Itachi a nasty glare, "We're BOYS! Not girls!"
Kisame did a double take.
Sasuke growled, "How dare you speak to my sons this way!"
Itachi was strangely silent, his mouth twitching slightly. Kisame looked over at Itachi with a worried look.
"Uchiha…men…with long…pink hair?" Itachi said slowly, digesting the information.
Kisame blinked.
"…heh…heh…heheh..ha…hahah…hahaha…hAAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA!" Itachi began to laugh.
Sasuke blinked.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA," Itachi began to cough and hack, "Ha…hehe…BWA
haaaaaaaa!"
Sasuke narrowed his eyes.
"HA HA HA…ACK!" Suddenly Itachi grasped his heart, "Oh! ACK! HAHAHA!"
Kisame and Sasuke's eyes went wide.
"HAHA! ACK! Heeeeeeee! GASP!" Itachi fell to the ground, "HAHAhaha! GASP! HACK!"
Kisame rushed to Itachi's side.
"Tee…hee…ERK!" Itachi convulsed a few more times and then went silent.
Sasuke's mouth hung open in shock.
"Y-you killed him…" tears welled up in Kisame's eyes as he hugged the dead body of his Akatsuki partner, "You killed him, you pink haired BASTARDS!"
Author's Note: Not mine. Period. It's also a public joke... I think. well anyway I just couldn't help but post this... so yeah.
Ja Ne~