Dear Diary,
Okay this is my first diary entry in my new, awesome, fluffy, pink and purple diary. Today was extremely weird but I think I have the grand question 'Am I gay?' But anyway, I SOOOOOOOO should have taken you to school today. You have no idea what you missed! So, I think I have a crush on Mike Newton but I asked Bella out when we first met.
Anyway………
So like this like totally other hot guy Emmet, who is a senior but it doesn't matter to me, was acting really funny today. He went into the Art closet and poured glitter all over himself and then he was jumping and acting crazy outside our Chemistry class. Just when I thought this guy couldn't get any hotter!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!! Emmet in glitter is something you need to see!!! *Faints*
Before you say anything, yes, I have gone and gotten help. The person I went and saw said that it was normal for boys my age to be worried about their sexuality and they may even have crushes on other boys but really they are straight. It happens to girls too. *Sigh*
I AM GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a crush on Mike, Emmet and his younger brother Edward.
So now I have a new mission, turn them gay for me. Well that shall be easy I mean who can resist my charm?
Wait…. Am I the girl or the boy??????
GIRL! I AM SO THE GIRL!! I MEAN I COOK, CLEAN AND PAINT MY NAILS! God I hope no one ever finds this diary.
{Eric}{Yorkie}