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Here's the Xmas story I was talking about and listening to the audio of Doofy taking over the Osborne Dancing Lights made me want to write this more but Alter Perry is miserable as it's December and Doofy's favourite time of year but Doofy is stunned learning his alter frenemy hasn't any Christmas spirit so he and Perry decide to show him the joy of the holiday season.

You guys realise that Doofy/Perry is becoming an obessession for me along with being a Shrek freak but it's a cute kind of crazy.

I hope people like and have a merry Perry Xmas and a Doofy filled year!


Doof's dark blue eyes fluttered open as he had been woken by his alarm clock or the Asleepinator as he called it but noticed how cold DEI was as he yawned stretching and looking at the calendar seeing it was December making him very excited as it would mean Christmas his favourite holiday but smiled seeing somebody curled up in his bed and snuggled in the warm blankets as he knew who it was.

It was Alter Perry but he'd been living with Doof for the last couple of months since he'd came to Danville from his dimension but he was curious to know if he celebrated Christmas in his dimension but didn't want to wake him up as this was the first time he'd slept peacefully in a long while since he'd first came here.

He then headed to the kitchen to make breakfast but put on Love Handel Christmas music while making breakfast as he was in a great mood as Christmas spirit always coursed through him at this time of year.

He couldn't wait to show Alter Perry the joy of Christmas.

But he then saw somebody enter making him smile as it was his Perry.

"Morning Doofy.

Where's Alter Perry?" he asked.

"He's still asleep in bed.

This is the first time he's slept.

Since first coming here, I mean." Doof told him.

Perry saw he'd made yuletide pancakes with frosting and raisins.

He still hadn't gotten through to Doofy that you didn't have frosting for breakfast but thought it was cute but knew Doofy's sweet tooth for high carb sweets but knew it was December.

They then heard pitter-patter of webbed feet as they saw somebody enter.

It was Alter Perry but he was yawning.

"Good morning Perry.

You sleep okay?" Doof asked.

"Yes, Yes I did.

What's going on?

What did you do to the pancakes?" he asked.

Doof was stunned at that as he explained.

"I'm not into Christmas Doofy." he said.

Perry looked at his alter self confused.

But they saw Doof faint.

That scared them both.

"D-Did I kill him?

I didn't mean to!" he said scared.

"No, No you didn't.

What you said scared him badly." Perry told him.

"But why?" Perry asked him.

"Because he loves this time of year deeply.

It's the one time of year he's truly happy." he answered.

They then carried Doof and placed him on the couch.