It all happened on that dreadful afternoon, I was having a lazy day where I just couldn't be bothered to do anything but read I didn't even want to cook any dinner and Charlie wasn't coming home so I didn't have to make anything fancy, so I put the bookmark in and went and opened the can of baked beans and shoved it in the microwave, I waited there for 2 minutes then scoffed it down knowing that Edward would be around in about half an hour to take me to his house and I still hadn't had a shower or anything.
I finished my dinner and then raced upstairs to have a quick shower I tried to hurry it up but it was so nice against my sore body, after the hot water had ran out I got out and went to my room, got dressed and laid down on my bed and waited for Edward, I knew he wouldn't be long so I didn't turn my radio on or anything.
After a few minutes he arrived and he carried me out to his car where we then drove to the Cullen's house, it was games night an idea Alice had come up with that we decided to trial. When we arrived I could see all the lights on and I could also see all the Cullen's standing in there living room waiting for me, Edward took me inside and then we started the games first game was Uno, that soon ended and we moved onto Scrabble. It was during the next game we played that the most terrible thing happened to me, we were half way through Twister when the most impossible combination was given to me it was so awquard, my head was underneath my left arm with my butt right in front of jaspers face, when I went to go move my leg I farted right in front of his face.
I instantly went red and when I went to go look at jasper I could of sworn my fart was so big it blew his hair back. I looked up to find Emmett rolling on the floor in a state of laughter, Edward, Carlisle, Esme and Alice were sitting there trying to control there laughter, Rosalie just got up and walked out saying" Cant you control your gas" and jasper well….. he was still in his twister position I think he was stunned or something I didn't know why but then I smelt it, it was the most disgusting thing you had ever smelt before a combination of garlic and fish.
It was so bad that as soon as they caught a whiff of it they all stopped breathing and went and opened the big glass window and back door. That was it, couldn't they control themselves when someone lost there self control, I couldn't stand to sit here anymore watching them all laugh at me so I got up and left, none of them walked after me so I figured that they were either still laughing or I smelt that bad that they couldn't come after the source of the smell.
As soon as I got out far enough away from the Cullen's house I sat down on a rock and thought
There were 3 things I was sure of:
1. I had just farted in front of jaspers face.
2. It was really, really, really smelly.
3. I was never gunna live it down.