Very short little fluff-type Hetalia character pick up lines I found scattered across the internet. I got the idea from school (weird place to get an idea huh? XD) we're doing a play and we have little skit where a couple really short boys pull some lame pick up lines on like the tallest girls the teacher could find! Pretty funny stuff! Not all of the pick-lines epically fail though! (Ex Italy's worked) And if you'll notice I didn't pair Canada up w/anyone! That's because he is MINE!!!! *is a very possessive and jealous fangirl* Other than that ENJOY!!! Rated T for later pick-up lines that are a little *ahem* Perverted.
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Feliciano's eyes gleamed, turning them into deep chocolate pools that glistened and shone. He shifted from his toes to his heels, swinging back and forth, his hands behind his back. He was laying on the cuteness, gallons and gallons of it onto his unsuspecting victim. Which was of course his best friend and secret crush, Germany. Then he spoke, making his voice perky, cute, high, and feathery, "I'm a lost puppy, will you let me follow you home?" The line was delivered expertly with cuteness to spare and poor Germany was nailed.
Matthew's eyes shimmered and he looked nervous. He hoped his voice wouldn't crack when he spoke. He leaned forward, balancing on his heels, "Did it hurt… You know when you fell from heaven…?" He blushed a shade of red that would make cherries jealous at how cheesy he sounded. Not that anyone heard or cared what he said.
Alfred cleared his throat and nudged the Englishman next to him. He smiled crookedly, wrapped his arm around his shoulder and with the best heroic he could muster he recited the line without difficulty, "Hey baby, drop that zero and get with a hero! In other words you might want to come with me!" The effect was not what he was expecting. It was a kick to the shins and a glare from heavily browed emerald eyes and below that an effective bright red blush.
Im Yong Soo strutted towards the Chinese man, a smirk placed upon his lips and a sly glimmer in his brown eyes. When he finally got where he was going, he leaned against the bar counter. "Hey baby, I may not be the best looking guy here but I'm the only one talking to you." "Slap!" Yoa's hand smacked Yong soo's cheek so hard he lost his balance and fell head over heels over the counter and behind the bar, landing sprawled out on the otherside with a thud.
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