Hi! I'm baaaack! Sorry I haven't updated my other Kung Fu panda story in forever…
Okay, first, before we get this started, I want to take this moment to tell you to….GO READ "The Yin and the Yang" BY FFcrazy 15 PLEEEEAASSEE! IT WOULD MEAN THE WORLD TO ME IF YOU WOULD! IT'S LIKE THE BEST STORY EEEVVVEEEERR!
Just go read that and I think it's a win/win for me, the reader, and FFcrazy15!
Oh, and also read KFP Drabbles by Awesome-Sauce21
Now, this story will have Po/Tigress in it!
Summary: I am interviewing my favorite characters in Kung Fu Panda (I am the cameragirl), and some of them end up admitting things they really hoped wouldn't be brought up...
So, that's it! I hope you enjoy these!
Interview One: Po
Name: Po Ping
Meaning of name: Precious Peace
Title as a Kung Fu Master: Master Po, the Dragon Warrior
Species: Giant Panda
Age: 27
Hobbies: Kung Fu, hanging out with the Furious Five, spending time with Dad
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Song: Twist and Shout (American)
Favorite Pass Time: Sparring with Tigress…
Best Friend: Tigress
Now that we've covered the basics, Let's move on to my conversations with Po, shall we?
Me: OH MY GOSH! PO! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY TALKING TO THE PO! Ahem…Pardon me. As you can tell, I'm a huge fan!
Po: I think I figured that out…nice to know that I've got such…enthusiastic fans!
Me: Yep! And this fangirl has a few questions for you. By the way, my name is Mo. But first, a warning: some of these questions may be a bit personal. Are you alright with that?
Po: Yeah, I guess. Hey, what are you?
Me: I'm a white tiger. But I will do the asking of questions here!
Po: Okay…Shoot.
Me: Hmm…Oh! Why is Tigress your best friend if she treats you so horribly?
Po: She actually doesn't treat me that bad. During our battle with Shen, we got a lot closer. Ever since then she's been a lot nicer to me. Not that she doesn't torment me every once in a while, but I really don't mind it. She's my best friend because I spend more time with her than I do anybody else and I can really talk to her about stuff. Plus, she's totally AWESOME!
Me: I see…Okay, here's one. How often do you visit your Dad?
Po: Well, sometimes he visits me and sometimes I visit him. I'd say that I go down to his noodle shop at least twice a week. He's old, I don't wanna neglect him. As eccentric as he is, I love him.
Me: That's good! I love my dad, too. But he's not that old…Anyway, onto the next question! Hmm…Heh, heh…I've got a good one…What is your relationship with Master Tigress?
Po: What? I already told you, she's my best friend! What more is there…?
Me: Oh, Po. Poor, sweet, naïve Po. There is so much more going on there.
Po: What in the gods name are you talking about?
Me: I'm talking about the fact that you're in love with Tigress!
At this point, Po's face became increasingly red.
Po: HUH? What? That's crazy!
Me: Yeah, well, so are Mr. Pants and me!
Po:Mr. Pants…? Uh, never mind! Can we just move onto the next question?
Me: Not until you answer this one truthfully!
Po: I'm telling you, I'm not in love with Tigress!
Me: Po, anyone with eyes can see that you are clearly head over heals for her! Just admit it!
Po: I won't admit anything that isn't true, Mo!
Me: YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE! YOU JUST WON'T DEAL WITH IT! YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH TIGRESS, DAGNABBIT!
Po: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
Me: Many things! Now please, Po! For the greater good of all the Tipo fans out there, just admit that you're in love with Tigress! We know that you two hugged each other, and Tigress almost never shows any signs of affection! You love her, don't you?
Po's face started to actually soften up, obtaining that dreamy look in his eyes. I could tell he was thinking about Tigress. I wasn't about to stop when I was this close!
Po: Well…Um…
Me: Yes?
Po: I…Ugh. Fine. I admit, I'm pretty sure I'm in love with Tigress.
Me: FINALLY! YOU ADMIT IT! I WIN! MUAHAHA!
Po: What exactly did you win?
Me: The argument we just had! Dude, do you realize what this will do for Tipo fans everywhere? Their curiosity will be put to rest! Well, not completely…But yeah!
Po: Fine, you got your answer.
Me: Sooo…why exactly do you love her…?
Po: Ugh! You never stop, do you?
Me: Nope! Never!
Po: Whatever…I love her because…Well, she's the most beautiful woman I've ever met, she actually cares about me, she's got a great personality, believe it or not. And I every time I even think about her, I feel light headed.
Me: Awe! That is so cheesily romantic!
Po: Wait…Tigress isn't gonna see this, right?
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Oh, and sorry for any spelling mistakes I made. The laptop I'm using doesn't have spell check…