A NOT SO FEUDAL FAIRYTALE

This is my first Inuyasha fanfic. So I decided to give Inuyasha an ill ness that can not be cure in his time and Kagome is his only hope!

(Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!?!)

Inuyasha :"Thanks a lot!" he says with a disgusted look on his face.

"You're letting this wench save me? (What's wrong with you?!)

Kagome: "Inuyasha?"

Inuyasha: "What?"

Kagome: "SSSSSIIIIIITTTT!" Inuyasha falls face first into the ground. "Spare me, would'ya?"

Anyways on with the story......

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CHAPTER 1: Sometimes You Get What You Wish For

Inuyasha, our favorite hanyou, is lying down in the tall grass near the edge of the forest, When he hears footsteps coming his way.

Kag:" Inuyasha! Hello anyone there?" She stands at Inuyasha's feet.

Inu:" Go away, I'm trying to think....."

Kag: Gives a mean look at Inuyasha " Don't think too hard you might hurt yourself."

Inu:" What's that supposed to mean?"

Kag:" It means-" she said like he didn't already know. "Don't keep wandering away from camp, without telling us where you're going."

Inu:" Feh! Who told you to look for me? Who are you, my mom?!"

Kag:" Inuyasha, SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT !!!" Inuyasha constantly falls into the ground, deeper and deeper, until he makes a hole. "I'm going home."

Inu:" Good!"

Kag:...."And this time I'm not coming back!"

She storms away, out of Inuyasha's sight. Behind him, a tree begins to shake.

"AAAHHHH!!!" Sango, Miroku, and Shippo fall out of the tree.

Sango: looking at Miroku, "We wouldn't have fallen out if a certain SOMEONE wasn't so heavy..."

Miroku: "WAIT! First you call me perverted, and now I'm fat too?! What's wrong with you!"

Sango: grabs Miroku's hand and says, "Pretty lady, will you bear my child?"

Mir:" I do NOT say that!"

Everyone:" Yeah you do!" They continue arguing until a sweat-dropped Inuyasha interrupts the conversation.

Inu:" I don't care who's perverted, fat, or ugly-"

Miroku interrupts the rude hanyou, "-Oh now I'm ugly too?!"

Inu:" -How long have you guys been watching me?!"

Mir:" Ten minutes."

Shippo:" Thirty minutes!"

Mir:" You know what?"

Shi:" What?"

Mir:" It doesn't matter!"

Shi:" Yeah it does, because now you're stupid too! You can't even tell time!"

They both begin a stare-down, as Sango tries to talk to Inuyasha.

San:" You shouldn't have been so harsh on Kagome..."

Inu:" Feh, why should I care?"

San:" She only came because she cares about you."

Shippo suddenly jumps into the conversation, "You love Kagome, and you know it." Shippo gets a bruise on the head. "Ooowww! Why'd you do that for?"

Inu:" Who asked for your opinion-cough* cough* "I wanted her to leave me alone, I'm not feeling so good, I think I'm cough* cough* sick or something."

Mir:" Inuyasha, that is the lamest excuse I ever heard...."

Inu:" No seriously." He begin to cough up blood."

San:" Well, you should have just told her that, not fake an argument to make her go home, you're so vain."

Inu:" No, Miroku is vain, I'm the one who cares..."

Mir:" WAIIIT! Now I'm perverted, fat, ugly, stupid, and now I'm vain too?

Man, you guys suck! What kind of friends are you?!"

San:" Good friends."

Mir:"-Oh now I'm not a bad friend?"

San:" I didn't say that."

Mir:" So now I'm....."

San:" Here we go again!"

+++ A Few Days Later+++

Kagome: staring into the well, "If he thinks I'm coming back, he got another thing coming to him. I wish the worst thing imaginable happened to him...."

She walks away.

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Inu: starring into the other side of the well, "There is NO way I'm going over there to apologize to her." He starts coughing up more blood.

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Kag: goes into her room and cries to herself to sleep, "Why isn't Inuyasha coming? Did I really get him that mad?" Soon after she falls asleep, her window opens, and a shadowy figure limps in near her bed. "Ka-ka-Kagome! I came to apologize." A familiar voice says. Kagome wakes to find Inuyasha standing before her.

Kag: "Inuyasha you're bleeding from the inside!" Suddenly he pulls her into an embrace. "I'm sorry for everything Kagome." He dies, THE END!

S.M.K-Kag: "That's not how it happens in my story..."

R.B-Mir: "-Oh now it's your story-"

S.M.K-Kag: "Sango-Chan, please shut that babbling idiot up!"

R.B.-Mir: "So now I'm-" +++ SLAP+++ "Ooowww! Wait, now I'm a babbling idiot?"

S.M.K-Kag: "Let's just get back to THE story"(happy now?)

Well, Inuyasha does break into her room, but she doesn't believe him.

Kag:" Yeah right, you big liar..."

Inu:" Miroku's the liar..."

(Miroku:" Hey, why can't Sango be the liar?")

J.S.-San & San:" Hey!" +++SLAP+++SLAP+++WWAAA-PACK!!!!

Mir: (getting beat up) "AAAAHHHH!!! Two-Sango-can't handle-help me!!!"

Anyways, Kag:" I never want to see you again! (you liar!")

Inu:" Kagome, why aren't you believing me-" He faints onto her bed, coughing blood into it.

Kag:" INUYASHA!" she screams

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P.H-Inu: "You would never do that to me, right?"

S.M.K-Kag: "Of course not, not yet...."

J.S-San: "Anyways, how'd you like our first chapter? Pretty good for newbies, yeah?"

S.M.K-Kag: "Will Inuyasha live, will Kagome ever forgive him, and will Miroku ever shut up-"

Mir: "So now I'm perverted, fat , ugly, stupid, vain , a bad friend, a babbling idiot, and a liar?!"

S.M.K-Kag: "No, I guess not."

+++stay on the look out for more "A Not So Feudal Fairytale" next time+++

J.S-San: ^-^ " Bye bye! Then notices Miroku trying to look up her kimono

+++Slap+++

S.M.K-Kag: Ja ne minna-san! -_