Summary- Marui has discovered that his genius skills aren't exactly useful when it comes to dealing with rabid fan girls…especially this one. So our favorite red-head has enlisted the help of a certain silver haired trickster. What could possibly go wrong?

It was another somewhat normal tennis practice at Rikkaidai, Sanada was slapping people, Yukimura was smiling, Renji was scribbling data in his notebook, Yagyuu and Jackal were trying to find their doubles partners and Kirihara was crushing the dreams of others. All in all, a perfectly somewhat normal day. It would've been a normal day if Marui and Niou were there causing mayhem, but their absence has made most of the regulars uneasy and suspicious; which was why Jackal and Yagyuu were sent to find them…at all costs. The gentleman and the "wall" were wondering the halls of the school, in search of their teammates when they suddenly heard voices coming from the nearby history classroom.

"Is there a reason you dragged me here fatty?" Niou's drawl floated through the cracked door as Yagyuu and Jackal edged closer, curious as to what was happening.

"Ano, I have a favor to ask you Niou," then a long pause fell on them, "and I'm not a fatty!" The red-head added.

"Whatever you say, fatty, just don't eat me please, I'm too smexy to die"

"….since when were you smexy?"

"I was just born smexy, hell, I'm even more smexy than Yagyuu!" Yagyuu suppressed the urge to barge in and beat up Niou for saying that, after all, he had a reputation to protect. Instead, he settled for burning Niou's favorite stuffed cat for revenge…maybe he's been around Niou for too long.

"Whatever, anyways, I need your help."

"What are you failing now? Math? "

"Psh, as if a tensai like me would fail at math!"

"You giggled when the teacher said asymptote"

"It sounded like ass! How can you not giggle?"

"…I can't believe you passed second year"

"Whatever, I need your trickster skills." There was a slight pause.

"I'm listening."

"You see, I need you to teach me how to be a jerk."

"I'm flattered that a tensai like you would ask for the humble Masaharu's help."

"I know right? I can't believe that my tensai skills don't help me avoid rabid fan girls!"

"That was sarcasm by the way." Marui ignored Niou and continued rambling about his fan girl problems.

"It's this one girl, Nami, she won't leave me alone!"

"Oh no, a rabid fan girl, whatever shall we do?"

"I know right? Ugh, that's why I need your help Niou!"

"Again, that was sarcasm." Yagyuu opened the classroom door and cleared his throat, startling Marui. Niou just stood there with a knowing smirk on his lips.

"Niou-kun, Marui-kun, Yukimura-kun will not be happy to find out that two of his regulars skipped practice to talk about girls." Yagyuu said with measured indifference.

"Shit, I forgot we had practice today!" Marui shouted before bolting out of the classroom, Jackal sighed before following the red-head at a more…normal speed. Niou simply stood there, staring at Yagyuu, while still sporting his smirk.

"Niou-kun." The smirk widened.

"Hiro-chan."

"…Niou-kun."

"Hiro-chan."

"We should get back to practice, Niou-kun."

"You want to help Marui with his fan girl problem."

"This is neither the time nor the place to discuss this. In case you haven't forgotten, the Nationals are in a few weeks and Yukimura-kun will be damned if he doesn't get his third consecutive win," Yagyuu warned before heading back to practice.
"You so want in on this, Hiro-chan, don't even deny it." Niou said as he chased after his doubles partner.

AN: Review for Hiro-chan :D