Recipe For Chocolate Covered Ranger.
Ingredients:
1 Ranger (lethargic if possible to make it easier to cover him in chocolate)
Chocolate: milk or plain depending on your preference
Equipment:
Large table
Plastic sheeting
Mixing bowl
Spatula
Method:
Cover a large table with a plastic sheet
Remove your Ranger's outer covering (note it is important not to get distracted at this point)
Lay Ranger on the table (you might wish to cover him up to keep him warm while the chocolate is melting)
Melt the chocolate either in a microwave or on the stove top in a bowl over a large cauldron of boiling water
Uncover your Ranger and using the spatula gently smear the melted chocolate making sure to cover every part (remember what I said about not getting distracted?)
Serve with whipped cream, as an optional extra you can also garnish with a chocolate orange in the mouth, but this is not to be recommended
Rangers V Chocolate
Unless you are very lucky a Ranger won't melt if you touch him with warm hands.
It's easier to hide chocolate in a drawer when your Mum is coming round.
Chocolate is easier (but not as much fun) to unwrap.
You won't get as many odd looks unwrapping chocolate in public as you would unwrapping a Ranger.
Chocolate won't complain if you stuff it in your bag to take to work.
You won't find a Ranger sitting temptingly on your supermarket shelf (NB if you do please let me know at once!)
You probably would share chocolate with your friends.
Biting chocolate is less likely to result in injury.