Freeza Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Freeza got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Coola, we believe.
He'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged him not to go.
But he'd left his medication,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.
When they found him Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.
Freeza got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Coola, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Coola,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Cell.
It's not Christmas without Freeza.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
Freeza got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Coola, we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have made Freeza dance a jig.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
"Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves."
Freeza got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Coola, we believe.