EVERYBODY, I INTRODUCE A CRACK FIC THAT HAS NO POINT TO IT AT ALL. SIMPLY, IT IS CRACKTASTIC. LOVE IT AND DIE FOR IT
Thousands of girls circle around one stage as the center piece stands there as still as a rock. A man steps in front of the piece with a giant grin on his face.
"Welcome ladies! We will now begin our auction on our newest catch, Roy Mustang!" The man yells and thousands of girls squeal, scream, and faint. Roy stands, well sits tied to a chair, with a gleam in his eye from the unusual attention from the girls. Of course, he is enjoying every second of it. "Let's start at a simple price of a thousand dollars!" 100's of hands go up and the girls who cannot afford him travel to the back.
"10,000!" One girl screams and more travel to the back from the loss.
"50,000!" Another girl squeaks, waving her hand wildly as the man looks at her with interest. Roy, however, thought it was too cheap.
"80,000!" Another girl shouts and soon enough, there were only three girls left standing in front of the stage as the rest watch with pitiful eyes.
"100,000!" The girl states and then it was down to the two.
"150,000." The other girl puts in and the girl backs off. "I WIN!" She screams with excitement.
"1,000,000 dollars." A confident voice states in the back and the man chokes on his microphone. A blond with gold eyes steps up, smirking his face off. "Seems like I've won ladies so go back to where you came from." He orders.
"Edward?!" Roy gasps, eyes bulging out of his head.
"What do you think bastard? Look who is of higher ranking now?" Ed scoffs as more girls rip the hair out of their head from the sudden intrusion.
"Edward!"
"OMG MARRY ME!"
"Take me right HERE!"
Random shouts encase the room as Ed steps onto the stage and pulls the ropes off of Mustang. Then the two ride off into the sunset together to make sweet love for the rest of their lives and pointless amount of girls commit suicide or die from heart attack.
The end.